http://dontjumptheshark-ross.blogspot.com/ Good Films That Go Too Far en-PI http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/ JellyCast http://www.jellycast.com rlivingstone@hotmail.co.uk (dontjumptheshark) Movies & Television Mon, 19 Sep 2011 19:26:49 +0100 Fri, 21 Jun 2013 20:02:27 +0100 https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/files/DJTS144.jpg http://dontjumptheshark-ross.blogspot.com/ 144 144 Good Films That Go Too Far ChicChicBoom Studios dontjumptheshark rlivingstone@hotmail.co.uk podcast Yes No Good Films That Go Too Far Don't Jump The Shark is your guide to films that almost made the grade, perhaps they came just shy of greatness. All these films will have one moment where they just go too far, could be five minutes in, could be five minutes from the end. So come along and find your shark jumping moment. https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/156 Proof that the odd ones are not the best ones. Mon, 07 Nov 2016 13:15:23 +0000 Proof that the odd ones are not the best ones. https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/156 dontjumptheshark https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/156 In space, no one can hear Data laugh. Proof that the odd ones are not the best ones. Yes Comedy, Sci-Fi, Film 01:11:43 https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/153 After a lengthy off period, we return stronger than ever. At least we were until we had to sit through this film, with Not Jason Statham yawning his way through Not Action. Gaaahhhh. Ah well, good to be back and all that! Follow us on Facebook at Don't Jump The Shark Film Podcast Twitter @DontJumpShark Email dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com Sun, 11 Sep 2016 17:50:16 +0100 After a lengthy off period, we return stronger than ever. At least we were until we had to sit through this film, with Not Jason Statham yawning his way through Not Action. Gaaahhhh. Ah well, good to be back and all that! Follow us on Facebook at Don't Jump The Shark Film Podcast Twitter @DontJumpShark Email dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/153 dontjumptheshark https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/153 NOT Jason Statham After a lengthy off period, we return stronger than ever. At least we were until we had to sit through this film, with Not Jason Statham yawning his way through Not Action. Gaaahhhh. Ah well, good to be back and all that! Follow us on Facebook at Don't Jump The Shark Film Podcast Twitter @DontJumpShark Email dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com Yes funny,podcast,transporter 01:16:15 https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/152 Movie version of the popular 70's tv show. Made for laughs because it's set in the 70's I guess. Did I mention it was set in the 70's? Fri, 29 Apr 2016 17:27:24 +0100 Movie version of the popular 70's tv show. Made for laughs because it's set in the 70's I guess. Did I mention it was set in the 70's? https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/152 dontjumptheshark https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/152 Movie version of the popular 70's tv show. Made for laughs because it's set in the 70's I guess. Did I mention it was set in the 70's? Yes Film, Comedy 01:07:59 https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/150 Thank Christ for the casting of Whoopi Goldberg in this film to give it some life (LOL). The music for this weeks episode is by RoccoW find his stuff here; http://freemusicarchive.org/music/RoccoW/ Follow us on Facebook; https://www.facebook.com/pages/Dont-Jump-The-Shark-Film-Podcast/263964596989484 Tweet at us with films you'd like to see us do; https://twitter.com/dontjumpshark Or email us your abuse at dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com Sun, 03 Apr 2016 17:43:28 +0100 Thank Christ for the casting of Whoopi Goldberg in this film to give it some life (LOL). The music for this weeks episode is by RoccoW find his stuff here; http://freemusicarchive.org/music/RoccoW/ Follow us on Facebook; https://www.facebook.com/pages/Dont-Jump-The-Shark-Film-Podcast/263964596989484 Tweet at us with films you'd like to see us do; https://twitter.com/dontjumpshark Or email us your abuse at dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/150 dontjumptheshark https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/150 Booo Thank Christ for the casting of Whoopi Goldberg in this film to give it some life (LOL). The music for this weeks episode is by RoccoW find his stuff here; http://freemusicarchive.org/music/RoccoW/ Follow us on Facebook; https://www.facebook.com/pages/Dont-Jump-The-Shark-Film-Podcast/263964596989484 Tweet at us with films you'd like to see us do; https://twitter.com/dontjumpshark Or email us your abuse at dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com Yes podcast,funny,romance,ghost 01:26:46 https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/148 70's Sci-Fi at it's finest. 1999 as imagined during the 70's. What could be better? Huge sideburns, comb overs, the many mustaches, and the tight, tight male trousers! Fri, 19 Feb 2016 19:59:20 +0000 70's Sci-Fi at it's finest. 1999 as imagined during the 70's. What could be better? Huge sideburns, comb overs, the many mustaches, and the tight, tight male trousers! https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/148 dontjumptheshark https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/148 The 70's can't hear you scream! 70's Sci-Fi at it's finest. 1999 as imagined during the 70's. What could be better? Huge sideburns, comb overs, the many mustaches, and the tight, tight male trousers! Yes Sci-Fi, 70's, tv, comedy 01:01:47 https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/147 Nooooooooooooooooooooooo! Mon, 28 Dec 2015 19:45:54 +0000 Nooooooooooooooooooooooo! https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/147 dontjumptheshark https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/147 The Force is not strong with this one. Nooooooooooooooooooooooo! Yes Comedy, Film, Sci-Fi 01:34:31 https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/145 When a retired judge offers to take in an ex-con, the two get involved in all sorts of adventures mostly involving a very indiscreet bright red "street car" which the judge owns but no longer drives himself. Made during the 80's, it's got a great theme tune and some not bad stunts. Story, schmory, this was a teatime family show in the same vain as other shows of the era. But as it happens, it's still pretty watchable. Sun, 06 Dec 2015 12:58:40 +0000 When a retired judge offers to take in an ex-con, the two get involved in all sorts of adventures mostly involving a very indiscreet bright red "street car" which the judge owns but no longer drives himself. Made during the 80's, it's got a great theme tune and some not bad stunts. Story, schmory, this was a teatime family show in the same vain as other shows of the era. But as it happens, it's still pretty watchable. https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/145 dontjumptheshark https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/145 Not Frank Castle! When a retired judge offers to take in an ex-con, the two get involved in all sorts of adventures mostly involving a very indiscreet bright red "street car" which the judge owns but no longer drives himself. Made during the 80's, it's got a great theme tune and some not bad stunts. Story, schmory, this was a teatime family show in the same vain as other shows of the era. But as it happens, it's still pretty watchable. Yes TV, Film, Comedy, Commentary 00:59:04 https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/143 We watch Spider-Man And His Amazing Friends as well as an episode of She-Ra for our latest round of commentaries. Watch along with us as we take in the "amazing" visuals and sound of Amazing friends episode 1 'Triumph Of The Green Goblin' and She-Ra episode 62 'Migicats'. Both available on Youtube as of this recording. Fri, 20 Nov 2015 22:25:37 +0000 We watch Spider-Man And His Amazing Friends as well as an episode of She-Ra for our latest round of commentaries. Watch along with us as we take in the "amazing" visuals and sound of Amazing Friends episode 1 'Triumph Of The Green Goblin' and She-Ra episode 62 'Migicats'. Both available on Youtube as of this recording. https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/143 dontjumptheshark https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/143 Spin off shows, 80's style! We watch Spider-Man And His Amazing Friends as well as an episode of She-Ra for our latest round of commentaries. Watch along with us as we take in the "amazing" visuals and sound of Amazing Friends episode 1 'Triumph Of The Green Goblin' and She-Ra episode 62 'Migicats'. Both available on Youtube as of this recording. Yes Cartoon, Film, TV, 80's Comedy 00:51:27 https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/141 What happens when you take a successful film formula to television and then strip it bare so that it's nothing like the films that it's based on? Apparently this . . . Mon, 09 Nov 2015 16:37:54 +0000 What happens when you take a successful film formula to television and then strip it bare so that it's nothing like the films that it's based on? Apparently this . . . https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/141 dontjumptheshark https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/141 Are you ready for no Freddy? What happens when you take a successful film formula to television and then strip it bare so that it's nothing like the films that it's based on? Apparently this . . . Yes Horror, Comedy, Television, Film 00:50:21 https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/140 There’s a new Scream TV show, did you know it’s awful? That is where Bob and Grant come in, no Ross as he is currently having a Baby, seen the film Junior? We cover the last episode this time, we must have missed one death maximum, and honestly it is so terrible. Still one of the girls looks like Elijah Wood. Follow us on Facebook; https://www.facebook.com/pages/Dont-Jump-The-Shark-Film-Podcast/263964596989484 Tweet at us with films you'd like to see; https://twitter.com/dontjumpshark Or email us your abuse at dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com Thu, 22 Oct 2015 20:23:15 +0100 There’s a new Scream TV show, did you know it’s awful? That is where Bob and Grant come in, no Ross as he is currently having a Baby, seen the film Junior? We cover the last episode this time, we must have missed one death maximum, and honestly it is so terrible. Still one of the girls looks like Elijah Wood. Follow us on Facebook; https://www.facebook.com/pages/Dont-Jump-The-Shark-Film-Podcast/263964596989484 Tweet at us with films you'd like to see; https://twitter.com/dontjumpshark Or email us your abuse at dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/140 dontjumptheshark https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/140 Its not a scream at all baby There’s a new Scream TV show, did you know it’s awful? That is where Bob and Grant come in, no Ross as he is currently having a Baby, seen the film Junior? We cover the last episode this time, we must have missed one death maximum, and honestly it is so terrible. Still one of the girls looks like Elijah Wood. Follow us on Facebook; https://www.facebook.com/pages/Dont-Jump-The-Shark-Film-Podcast/263964596989484 Tweet at us with films you'd like to see; https://twitter.com/dontjumpshark Or email us your abuse at dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com Yes scream,horror,halloween,funny,podcast 00:46:06 https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/139 There’s a new Scream TV show, did you know it’s awful? That is where Bob and Grant come in, no Ross as he is currently on paternity leave, seen the film Junior? Kinda like that… We cover episode 1 this time, but don’t think we are doing them all, just this one and the last one, we got some more horror to watch this month Follow us on Facebook; https://www.facebook.com/pages/Dont-Jump-The-Shark-Film-Podcast/263964596989484 Tweet at us with films you'd like to see; https://twitter.com/dontjumpshark Or email us your abuse at dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com Thu, 08 Oct 2015 20:41:30 +0100 There’s a new Scream TV show, did you know it’s awful? That is where Bob and Grant come in, no Ross as he is currently on paternity leave, seen the film Junior? Kinda like that… We cover episode 1 this time, but don’t think we are doing them all, just this one and the last one, we got some more horror to watch this month Follow us on Facebook; https://www.facebook.com/pages/Dont-Jump-The-Shark-Film-Podcast/263964596989484 Tweet at us with films you'd like to see; https://twitter.com/dontjumpshark Or email us your abuse at dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/139 dontjumptheshark https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/139 Its a scream baby There’s a new Scream TV show, did you know it’s awful? That is where Bob and Grant come in, no Ross as he is currently on paternity leave, seen the film Junior? Kinda like that… We cover episode 1 this time, but don’t think we are doing them all, just this one and the last one, we got some more horror to watch this month Follow us on Facebook; https://www.facebook.com/pages/Dont-Jump-The-Shark-Film-Podcast/263964596989484 Tweet at us with films you'd like to see; https://twitter.com/dontjumpshark Or email us your abuse at dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com Yes scream,horror,halloween,funny,podcast 00:48:35 https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/138 Ever wanted to see a film where too many large egos were put in charge of a major movie production. "Welcome to the party pal!" Apparently it was a hellish production. But is any of it watchable? We find out . . . Wed, 23 Sep 2015 22:14:40 +0100 Ever wanted to see a film where too many large egos were put in charge of a major movie production. "Welcome to the party pal!" Apparently it was a hellish production. But is any of it watchable? We find out . . . https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/138 dontjumptheshark https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/138 The return of Bruno. Or not. Ever wanted to see a film where too many large egos were put in charge of a major movie production. "Welcome to the party pal!" Apparently it was a hellish production. But is any of it watchable? We find out . . . Yes Comedy, thriller, film, action 01:26:12 https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/136 Wee commentary to round of our bad accents season! Save the worst accents to last! Bram Stokers Dracula (1992), Keanu – English, Winona – English, Oldman – Cheeky Girl Land, Sadie Frost – God knows.. We laugh. A lot. So did the dialogue coach. Follow us on Facebook; https://www.facebook.com/pages/Dont-Jump-The-Shark-Film-Podcast/263964596989484 Tweet at us with films you'd like to see; https://twitter.com/dontjumpshark Or email us your abuse at dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com Thu, 27 Aug 2015 20:01:59 +0100 Wee commentary to round of our bad accents season! Save the worst accents to last! Bram Stokers Dracula (1992), Keanu – English, Winona – English, Oldman – Cheeky Girl Land, Sadie Frost – God knows.. We laugh. A lot. So did the dialogue coach. Follow us on Facebook; https://www.facebook.com/pages/Dont-Jump-The-Shark-Film-Podcast/263964596989484 Tweet at us with films you'd like to see; https://twitter.com/dontjumpshark Or email us your abuse at dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/136 dontjumptheshark https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/136 It Sucks Wee commentary to round of our bad accents season! Save the worst accents to last! Bram Stokers Dracula (1992), Keanu – English, Winona – English, Oldman – Cheeky Girl Land, Sadie Frost – God knows.. We laugh. A lot. So did the dialogue coach. Follow us on Facebook; https://www.facebook.com/pages/Dont-Jump-The-Shark-Film-Podcast/263964596989484 Tweet at us with films you'd like to see; https://twitter.com/dontjumpshark Or email us your abuse at dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com Yes funny,podcast,vampire,dracula,commentary 02:07:18 https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/135 First there's the Pledge: this film will be terrible, then theres the Turn: Andy Serkis is alright, then there's the Prestige: not even Superman could save this shipwreck of a film. The boys tread into magical waters this time and see what.. bloody hell thats a bad accent... oh jeez that ones even worse! Trust me our review is much better than the film, how could it not be with those accents? Follow us on Facebook; Dont Jump The Shark Film Podcast Twitter; @DontJumpShark Email: dontjumptheshark@hotmail.co.uk Fri, 14 Aug 2015 20:34:17 +0100 Content https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/135 dontjumptheshark https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/135 ...It's a double Yes Magic, Shark, Jaws, Film, comedy 01:22:06 https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/134 Dove, Jimmy Dove, bomb squad expert and lead member of an 'elite' unit is being toyed with by an old nemesis from his past who is killing off his team using explosive devices. Jimmy tries to keep his secret past from surfacing while trying to save his new wife and daughter from danger and prevent any more of his team members from being killed. Tue, 04 Aug 2015 02:35:20 +0100 Dove, Jimmy Dove, bomb squad expert and lead member of an 'elite' unit is being toyed with by an old nemesis from his past who is killing off his team using explosive devices. Jimmy tries to keep his secret past from surfacing while trying to save his new wife and daughter from danger and prevent any more of his team members from being killed. https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/134 dontjumptheshark https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/134 "Gotta get between your legs Nancy." Dove, Jimmy Dove, bomb squad expert and lead member of an 'elite' unit is being toyed with by an old nemesis from his past who is killing off his team using explosive devices. Jimmy tries to keep his secret past from surfacing while trying to save his new wife and daughter from danger and prevent any more of his team members from being killed. Yes Thriller, Action, Comedy 01:35:13 https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/131 The boys dig deep for their 100th episode and instead of coming out with a hand full of dung they pull out a diamond as they review Flash Gordon. Sure the film may have been named after a guy that's not even the hero of the piece and sure they may get interrupted by Johns Cream Machine but hey it's Flash Gordon and considering the dreck they've watched over the last 100 episodes this ones great! Enjoy! Follow us on Facebook at Don't Jump The Shark Film Podcast Twitter @DontJumpShark Email dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com Fri, 17 Jul 2015 22:32:14 +0100 Content https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/131 dontjumptheshark https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/131 Yes Comedy, Funny, Flash, Humour, Scottish 01:16:16 https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/128 Another absent Ross, therefore another Renny Harlin commentary! We give you a splashing commentary for you to watch along, Deep Blue Sea (1999) with. We laugh. A lot. So will you. At the film Follow us on Facebook; https://www.facebook.com/pages/Dont-Jump-The-Shark-Film-Podcast/263964596989484 Tweet at us with films you'd like to see; https://twitter.com/dontjumpshark Or email us your abuse at dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com Thu, 25 Jun 2015 17:28:30 +0100 Another absent Ross, therefore another Renny Harlin commentary! We give you a splashing commentary for you to watch along, Deep Blue Sea (1999) with. We laugh. A lot. So will you. At the film Follow us on Facebook; https://www.facebook.com/pages/Dont-Jump-The-Shark-Film-Podcast/263964596989484 Tweet at us with films you'd like to see; https://twitter.com/dontjumpshark Or email us your abuse at dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/128 dontjumptheshark https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/128 Jumped the Deep Blue Sea Another absent Ross, therefore another Renny Harlin commentary! We give you a splashing commentary for you to watch along, Deep Blue Sea (1999) with. We laugh. A lot. So will you. At the film Follow us on Facebook; https://www.facebook.com/pages/Dont-Jump-The-Shark-Film-Podcast/263964596989484 Tweet at us with films you'd like to see; https://twitter.com/dontjumpshark Or email us your abuse at dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com Yes comedy,podcast,harlin,commentary,film 01:41:32 https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/127 This episode we watch Return of the Jedi. You will love this. Just to be clear though, we watch films that are GOOD TO A POINT. We don't hate this film. Follow us on Facebook; https://www.facebook.com/pages/Dont-Jump-The-Shark-Film-Podcast/263964596989484 Tweet at us with films you'd like to see; https://twitter.com/dontjumpshark Or email us your abuse at dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com Thu, 18 Jun 2015 19:46:03 +0100 This episode we watch Return of the Jedi. You will love this. Just to be clear though, we watch films that are GOOD TO A POINT. We don't hate this film. Follow us on Facebook; https://www.facebook.com/pages/Dont-Jump-The-Shark-Film-Podcast/263964596989484 Tweet at us with films you'd like to see; https://twitter.com/dontjumpshark Or email us your abuse at dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/127 dontjumptheshark https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/127 What a Sithy movie This episode we watch Return of the Jedi. You will love this. Just to be clear though, we watch films that are GOOD TO A POINT. We don't hate this film. Follow us on Facebook; https://www.facebook.com/pages/Dont-Jump-The-Shark-Film-Podcast/263964596989484 Tweet at us with films you'd like to see; https://twitter.com/dontjumpshark Or email us your abuse at dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com Yes star,wars,funny,jedi,sith 01:32:44 https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/124 Big screen remake of a classic U.S. western t.v. series. Another commentary track so please find a copy of the film and see what delights we are talking about as it unfolds. We watch, we talk, we cry. Fri, 05 Jun 2015 18:27:31 +0100 Big screen remake of a classic U.S. western t.v. series. Another commentary track so please find a copy of the film and see what delights we are talking about as it unfolds. We watch, we talk, we cry. https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/124 dontjumptheshark https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/124 Racist, sexist, misogynistic, and all things in between! Big screen remake of a classic U.S. western t.v. series. Another commentary track so please find a copy of the film and see what delights we are talking about as it unfolds. We watch, we talk, we cry. Yes Comedy, Film, Western, Commentary 01:48:25 https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/121 We are back, well 2 of us are anyway. One of was having a chimney out in the Kitchen, AND WHAT IS FUNNY ABOUT THAT I ASK YOU. Wee give you a wee commentary for you to watch along to Mindhunters (2004) with. We laugh. A lot. Follow us on Facebook; https://www.facebook.com/pages/Dont-Jump-The-Shark-Film-Podcast/263964596989484 Tweet at us with films you'd like to see; https://twitter.com/dontjumpshark Or email us your abuse at dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com Thu, 21 May 2015 22:11:47 +0100 Content https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/121 dontjumptheshark https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/121 We're back - nearly We are back, well 2 of us are anyway. One of was having a chimney out in the Kitchen, AND WHAT IS FUNNY ABOUT THAT I ASK YOU. Wee give you a wee commentary for you to watch along to Mindhunters (2004) with. We laugh. A lot. Follow us on Facebook; https://www.facebook.com/pages/Dont-Jump-The-Shark-Film-Podcast/263964596989484 Yes funny,podcast,renny,mindhunters 01:42:10 https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/117 This week we change it up a bit and give you a sneak-peak at Grant's new podcast "Let Off Some Steam" hope you Enjoy and if you do subscribe to their podcast. As for us we'll be back next week with a new episode focusing on career mis-steps of the talented. Sun, 19 Apr 2015 13:37:07 +0100 Content https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/117 jellycast https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/117 No Podcast 00:31:51 https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/114 This is the film that inspired this podcast. It's also the one episode where we laugh all the way through. It's also the episode we find out that all three of us are going to hell. Or at least have spent a bit of time there watching this film! Sat, 11 Apr 2015 17:08:20 +0100 This is the film that inspired this podcast. It's also the one episode where we laugh all the way through. It's also the episode we find out that all three of us are going to hell. Or at least have spent a bit of time there watching this film! https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/114 dontjumptheshark https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/114 The bending has only just begun! This is the film that inspired this podcast. It's also the one episode where we laugh all the way through. It's also the episode we find out that all three of us are going to hell. Or at least have spent a bit of time there watching this film! Yes Film, Comedy, Discussion, Entertainment 01:14:15 https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/113 Our ‘Movies that were way better in the original European version, so stop being narrow minded, and read some subtitles bitch’ Season continues with the poor version of the Vanishing that graced our screens in 1993. A post Yong Guns 2 and Pre 24 Keifer Sutherland is the highlight here. We do impressions, lots of them. Have a listen sir or madam! Fri, 27 Mar 2015 09:33:32 +0000 Our ‘Movies that were way better in the original European version, so stop being narrow minded, and read some subtitles bitch’ Season continues with the poor version of the Vanishing that graced our screens in 1993. A post Young Guns 2 and Pre 24 Keifer Sutherland is the highlight here. We do impressions, lots of them. Have a listen sir or madam! https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/113 dontjumptheshark https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/113 Dammit, vanish! Our ‘Movies that were way better in the original European version, so stop being narrow minded, and read some subtitles bitch’ Season continues with the poor version of the Vanishing that graced our screens in 1993. A post Young Guns 2 and Pre 24 Keifer Sutherland is the highlight here. We do impressions, lots of them. Have a listen sir or madam! Yes comedy,funny,podcast,keifer,bridges,bullock 01:23:53 https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/112 Remakes can be great re-imaginings of obscure cinema classics. Safe to say this is not one of those times. Come with us as we discover that Queen Latifa has the best boss in the world and that we should all be bicycle couriers as they obviously get paid way too much... The music for this weeks episode is by RoccoW find his stuff here; http://freemusicarchive.org/music/RoccoW/ Follow us on Facebook; https://www.facebook.com/pages/Dont-Jump-The-Shark-Film-Podcast/263964596989484 Tweet at us with films you'd like to see; https://twitter.com/dontjumpshark Or email us your abuse at dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com Thu, 12 Mar 2015 21:34:55 +0000 Content https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/112 dontjumptheshark https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/112 You don't want to know what she decides her detective name is... Yes Shark, Funny, Comedy, Humour, Films 01:16:53 https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/111 We discuss some films we wanted to talk about on the show but couldn't because we felt there were no redeeming features to any of them. And to help us we are joined by friend of the podcast, PC. Sun, 01 Mar 2015 12:54:45 +0000 We discuss some films we wanted to talk about on the show but couldn't because we felt there were no redeeming features to any of them. And to help us we are joined by friend of the podcast, PC. https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/111 dontjumptheshark https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/111 We discuss some films we wanted to talk about on the show but couldn't because we felt there were no redeeming features to any of them. And to help us we are joined by friend of the podcast, PC. Yes Film, Comedy, Comic Books 01:13:45 https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/110 Just in time for Valentines Day, we present to you an alternative view of Love. Creepy, creepy love. Watch Superman Return (2006) to stalk Lois Lane and love her from afar. He is so relatable!!! Ahem, of course he is not. Enjoy us discuss Supes use his super kiss on everyone he meets. The music for this weeks episode is by RoccoW find his stuff here; http://freemusicarchive.org/music/RoccoW/ Follow us on Facebook; https://www.facebook.com/pages/Dont-Jump-The-Shark-Film-Podcast/263964596989484 Tweet at us with films you'd like to see; https://twitter.com/dontjumpshark Or email us your abuse at dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com Fri, 13 Feb 2015 19:02:15 +0000 Just in time for Valentines Day, we present to you an alternative view of Love. Creepy, creepy love. Watch Superman Return (2006) to stalk Lois Lane and love her from afar. He is so relatable!!! Ahem, of course he is not. Enjoy us discuss Supes use his super kiss on everyone he meets. The music for this weeks episode is by RoccoW find his stuff here; http://freemusicarchive.org/music/RoccoW/ Follow us on Facebook; https://www.facebook.com/pages/Dont-Jump-The-Shark-Film-Podcast/263964596989484 Tweet at us with films you'd like to see; https://twitter.com/dontjumpshark Or email us your abuse at dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/110 dontjumptheshark https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/110 Super Stalker Just in time for Valentines Day, we present to you an alternative view of Love. Creepy, creepy love. Watch Superman Return (2006) to stalk Lois Lane and love her from afar. He is so relatable!!! Ahem, of course he is not. Enjoy us discuss Supes use his super kiss on everyone he meets. The music for this weeks episode is by RoccoW find his stuff here; http://freemusicarchive.org/music/RoccoW/ Follow us on Facebook; https://www.facebook.com/pages/Dont-Jump-The-Shark-Film-Podcast/263964596989484 Tweet at us with films you'd like to see; https://twitter.com/dontjumpshark Or email us your abuse at dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com Yes superman,returns,dc,funny,comedy 01:19:46 https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/109 Just in time for Valentines Day, we present to you an alternative view of Love. Creepy, creepy love. Watch Superman Return (2006) to stalk Lois Lane and love her from afar. He is so relatable!!! Ahem, of course he is not. Enjoy us discuss Supes use his super kiss on everyone he meets. The music for this weeks episode is by RoccoW find his stuff here; http://freemusicarchive.org/music/RoccoW/ Follow us on Facebook; https://www.facebook.com/pages/Dont-Jump-The-Shark-Film-Podcast/263964596989484 Tweet at us with films you'd like to see; https://twitter.com/dontjumpshark Or email us your abuse at dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com Fri, 13 Feb 2015 19:02:15 +0000 Content https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/109 jellycast https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/109 No Podcast 01:19:46 https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/108 We're back! after our holiday break we crack right on with this rubbish. Just in time for the Superbowl Teaser trailer for the new Terminator film coming out we bring you our review of the last one. If you like Christian Bale walking around polishing up his Batman voice whilst half-heartedly acting this is the film for you! The music for this weeks episode is by RoccoW find his stuff here; http://freemusicarchive.org/music/RoccoW/ Follow us on Facebook; https://www.facebook.com/pages/Dont-Jump-The-Shark-Film-Podcast/263964596989484 Tweet at us with films you'd like to see; https://twitter.com/dontjumpshark Or email us your abuse at dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com Thu, 29 Jan 2015 22:02:41 +0000 Content https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/108 dontjumptheshark https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/108 I'll be back to the future Yes Terminator, funny, Salvation, Comedy, film 01:20:07 https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/107 Will Smith and a host of "happening" young actors use the latest in 1998 technology to bring out of hiding one of the best spies in the business as they team up to bring down a corrupt official with aspirations for government. Mon, 29 Dec 2014 21:03:17 +0000 Will Smith and a host of "happening" young actors use the latest in 1998 technology to bring out of hiding one of the best spies in the business as they team up to bring down a corrupt official with aspirations for government. https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/107 dontjumptheshark https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/107 What a state . . . of a film! Will Smith and a host of "happening" young actors use the latest in 1998 technology to bring out of hiding one of the best spies in the business as they team up to bring down a corrupt official with aspirations for government. Yes action, film, comedy 01:20:08 https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/106 Well this one made us angry. Particularly Bob, but particularly Ross, but particularly Grant. This time we tackle the utter nonsense that is Star Trek: Into Darkness (2013), anger, anger so much anger. Enjoy the jokes, but mainly the anger Facebook the heck out of us: Don't Jump The Shark Film Podcast Twitter like the Birds: @DontJumpShark Email the Snail: dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com Thu, 11 Dec 2014 17:06:10 +0000 Well this one made us angry. Particularly Bob, but particularly Ross, but particularly Grant. This time we tackle the utter nonsense that is Star Trek: Into Darkness (2013), anger, anger so much anger. Enjoy the jokes, but mainly the anger Facebook the heck out of us: Don't Jump The Shark Film Podcast Twitter like the Birds: @DontJumpShark Email the Snail: dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/106 dontjumptheshark https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/106 Having trouble Pon’Farring? Well this one made us angry. Particularly Bob, but particularly Ross, but particularly Grant. This time we tackle the utter nonsense that is Star Trek: Into Darkness (2013), anger, anger so much anger. Enjoy the jokes, but mainly the anger Facebook the heck out of us: Don't Jump The Shark Film Podcast Twitter like the Birds: @DontJumpShark Email the Snail: dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com Yes star,trek,star trek,funny,podcast 01:37:53 https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/105 In anticipation of next times episode, the original gang of two talk over the William Shatner opus 'Star Trek V: The Final Frontier'. This is how 'Star Trek' used to be. Next time we find out how times have changed with 'Star Trek: Into Darkness'. Mon, 01 Dec 2014 17:03:45 +0000 Going where this podcast has gone before. In anticipation of next times episode, the original gang of two talk over the William Shatner opus 'Star Trek V: The Final Frontier'. This is how 'Star Trek' used to be. Next time we find out how times have changed with 'Star Trek: Into Darkness'. https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/105 dontjumptheshark https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/105 Where this podcast has gone before! Going where this podcast has gone before. In anticipation of next times episode, the original gang of two talk over the William Shatner opus 'Star Trek V: The Final Frontier'. This is how 'Star Trek' used to be. Next time we find out how times have changed with 'Star Trek: Into Darkness'. Yes Sci-Fi, Film, Comedy 01:11:23 https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/104 Mrs Qualmflame rejoins the podcast for this special episode as Grant is off on holiday in Florida, lucky beef-lover that he is. We'll talk to my childhood Nanny and find out if she knows anyone else that we should meet from her storied past. Who'll show up, we'll be impressed if you can work some of them out. Don't worry next episode will be back to normal Haha! Follow us on Facebook at Don't Jump The Shark Film Podcast Chirp at us on Twitter @DontJumpShark Email us in the face dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com Fri, 14 Nov 2014 17:39:30 +0000 Content https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/104 dontjumptheshark https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/104 Round Table, Square Go Yes Shark, Funny, Comedy, Humour, Films 00:59:49 https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/103 Only Will Smith can save humanity from mass extinction by creating an antidote for a virus that while cured cancer, after most of the survivors become vampire type creatures. Sadly there is no cure for actually having watched this film. We love you Sam! Fri, 31 Oct 2014 18:42:18 +0000 Only Will Smith can save humanity from mass extinction by creating an antidote for a virus that while cured cancer, after most of the survivors become vampire type creatures. Sadly there is no cure for actually having watched this film. We love you Sam! https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/103 dontjumptheshark https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/103 The Omega Man 2007 Only Will Smith can save humanity from mass extinction by creating an antidote for a virus that while cured cancer, after most of the survivors become vampire type creatures. Sadly there is no cure for actually having watched this film. We love you Sam! Yes Horror, Comedy, Film. 01:11:03 https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/101 We didn’t realise it when we first agreed to do it, but this horrifying specimen What Women Want (2000) was the perfect way to start our Halloween Season. Mel Gibson is the biggest cinematic monster since Leather Face, who he also resembles in a certain light. This film is rank misogyny of the highest degree. Warning: May contain terrible Australian Accents from the hosts. Facebook the Sheila’s that we are: Don't Jump The Shark Film Podcast Twitter like the Galah: @DontJumpShark Email the Mongrels: dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com Thu, 16 Oct 2014 21:25:58 +0100 We didn’t realise it when we first agreed to do it, but this horrifying specimen What Women Want (2000) was the perfect way to start our Halloween Season. Mel Gibson is the biggest cinematic monster since Leather Face, who he also resembles in a certain light. This film is rank misogyny of the highest degree. Warning: May contain terrible Australian Accents from the hosts. Facebook the Sheila’s that we are: Don't Jump The Shark Film Podcast Twitter like the Galah: @DontJumpShark Email the Mongrels: dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/101 dontjumptheshark https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/101 What Sheila’s Want We didn’t realise it when we first agreed to do it, but this horrifying specimen What Women Want (2000) was the perfect way to start our Halloween Season. Mel Gibson is the biggest cinematic monster since Leather Face, who he also resembles in a certain light. This film is rank misogyny of the highest degree. Warning: May contain terrible Australian Accents from the hosts. Facebook the Sheila’s that we are: Don't Jump The Shark Film Podcast Twitter like the Galah: @DontJumpShark Email the Mongrels: dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com Yes funny,podcast,romcom,comedy 01:14:03 https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/100 It's the Blacks Vs the Asians this episode. That's not me being flip that's actually how they refer to the characters in this Kung Fu film. Don't get us wrong, the martial arts are great, unfortunately there's a big fat plot sitting on top of it, you would expect that plot to be the same or similar to Romeo and Juliet eh? Well you'd be wrong... Facebook: Don't Jump The Shark Film Podcast Twitter: @DontJumpShark Email: dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com Thu, 02 Oct 2014 19:30:33 +0100 Content https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/100 dontjumptheshark https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/100 Yes Funny, podcast, Comedy, Film 01:16:59 https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/99 For those who can't get enough of one Van Damme, this is the film for you. Two, count them, two! Twins, who although have been separated for 25 years share the very same accent and body type. Not to mention, action skills. Fri, 19 Sep 2014 21:55:43 +0100 Perfect breasts, long legs and a rock hard ass, Van Damme has never looked better! https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/99 dontjumptheshark https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/99 Wham! Bam! Thank you Van Damme! Perfect breasts, long legs and a rock hard ass, Van Damme has never looked better! Yes Action, Comedy, Film, 90's 01:17:40 https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/97 You have the biggest podcast I have ever seen on a white man. This time we tackle Showdown in Little Tokyo (1991). We are happy. Facebook the heck out of us: Don't Jump The Shark Film Podcast Twitter like the Birds: @DontJumpShark Email the Snail: dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com Thu, 04 Sep 2014 19:48:02 +0100 You have the biggest podcast I have ever seen on a white man. This time we tackle Showdown in Little Tokyo (1991). We are happy. Facebook the heck out of us: Don't Jump The Shark Film Podcast Twitter like the Birds: @DontJumpShark Email the Snail: dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/97 dontjumptheshark https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/97 Homoerotic You have the biggest podcast I have ever seen on a white man. This time we tackle Showdown in Little Tokyo (1991). We are happy. Facebook the heck out of us: Don't Jump The Shark Film Podcast Twitter like the Birds: @DontJumpShark Email the Snail: dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com Yes action,funny,pod,comedy,dolph,brandon 01:08:12 https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/96 KUNG FU!!! Take that! This is the start of our Kung Fu season and boy is it off with a bang. Return of the Five Deadly Venom's a.k.a. The Crippled Avengers is an interesting twist of the Kung Fu genre. Here we see four unlikely hero's and one despicable villains. Adding in a disability to a film is always a gamble and we definitely thought so in the first few minutes but this film really does entertain us. Get your Iron boots on and come with us on a twisted adventure... Facebook the heck out of us: Don't Jump The Shark Film Podcast Twitter like the Birds: @DontJumpShark Email the Snail: dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com Fri, 22 Aug 2014 00:18:31 +0100 Content https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/96 dontjumptheshark https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/96 Yes Kung, Fu, Comedy, Funny, Film 00:55:29 https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/95 Three unrelated segments from the hosts of 'Don't Jump The Shark'. Fri, 08 Aug 2014 16:25:40 +0100 Three unrelated segments from the hosts of 'Don't Jump The Shark'. https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/95 dontjumptheshark https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/95 The perfect summer podcast. Three unrelated segments from the hosts of 'Don't Jump The Shark'. Yes Comedy, Film, Entertainment. 01:17:24 https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/94 Never tell Tara Reid about what we say in this Episode……Not that she would remember anyway. Welcome reappearance for our SPOOKY horror movie theme too. Hit us up on social media if you would be so kind. Twitter us all you want: @DontJumpShark Facebook us to death: Don't Jump The Shark Film Podcast Email us like we stole your wife: dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com Thu, 24 Jul 2014 22:55:12 +0100 Never tell Tara Reid about what we say in this Episode……Not that she would remember anyway. Welcome reappearance for our SPOOKY horror movie theme too. Hit us up on social media if you would be so kind. Twitter us all you want: @DontJumpShark Facebook us to death: Don't Jump The Shark Film Podcast Email us like we stole your wife: dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/94 dontjumptheshark https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/94 Toucan play at that game Never tell Tara Reid about what we say in this Episode……Not that she would remember anyway. Welcome reappearance for our SPOOKY horror movie theme too. Hit us up on social media if you would be so kind. Twitter us all you want: @DontJumpShark Facebook us to death: Don't Jump The Shark Film Podcast Email us like we stole your wife: dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com Yes funny,crow,podcast,angel 01:43:21 https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/93 Take a trip with us to site B as we explore another island thats screwed beyond belief. seriously what does Spielburg have against islands? As we explore Isla Sorna we'll realise that we didn't like these characters from the first film anyway so why would we want them in a film by themselves. We want Alan Grant back! Follow us on Facebook: Don't Jump The Shark Film Podcast Twitter: @DontJumpShark Email us at dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com Next Episodes film will be Crow 4. How did that happen... Thu, 10 Jul 2014 21:37:05 +0100 Content https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/93 dontjumptheshark https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/93 If you knew about it was it really lost? Yes Shark, Comedy, funny, Dinosaurs 01:41:46 https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/92 Dalton, the most famous bouncer in America faces off against his toughest challenge when he enters a small town bar in the middle of no where. Fri, 27 Jun 2014 20:00:09 +0100 Dalton, the most famous bouncer in America faces off against his toughest challenge when he enters a small town bar in the middle of no where. https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/92 dontjumptheshark https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/92 Bouncy, bouncy, bouncy. Dalton, the most famous bouncer in America faces off against his toughest challenge when he enters a small town bar in the middle of no where. Yes Film, Entertainment, Comedy, Action, 80's 01:30:51 https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/89 Tom Cruise. Playing a 7-foot tall character. Nuff Said. Hit us up on social media if you would be so kind. Twitter us all you want: @DontJumpShark Facebook us to death: Don't Jump The Shark Film Podcast Email us like we stole your wife: dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com Fri, 13 Jun 2014 13:31:00 +0100 Tom Cruise. Playing a 7-foot tall character. Nuff Said. Hit us up on social media if you would be so kind. Twitter us all you want: @DontJumpShark Facebook us to death: Don't Jump The Shark Film Podcast Email us like we stole your wife: dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/89 dontjumptheshark https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/89 Thetan Stew Tom Cruise. Playing a 7-foot tall character. Nuff Said. Hit us up on social media if you would be so kind. Twitter us all you want: @DontJumpShark Facebook us to death: Don't Jump The Shark Film Podcast Email us like we stole your wife: dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com Yes tom,cruise,funny,podcast 01:19:12 https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/88 We're sure there are many more films out there that don't jump the shark as do but what about the ones who manage to come back from the dark side? This show is dedicated to those films that perhaps you had already condemmed to the rubbish heap but they managed to crawl back out and show you how awesome they were (or creepy as in Grant's choice). We each take a film here that for us convinced us of they're greatness even though we were sure in our judgement often before we had even seen them. So lets see the ones even we got wrong... facebook us right where it hurts: Don't Jump The Shark Film Podcast Twitter in our ear: @DontJumpShark Email us right in our inbox: dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com Thu, 29 May 2014 21:22:31 +0100 Content https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/88 dontjumptheshark https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/88 some films do come back from the dark side... Yes Shark, Comedy, funny, film 01:05:18 https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/87 A man hires teenagers to go into a rocky ground, punch people and dress up in colourful outfits. Now that I have described Bob’s non-podcasting time to you, lets move onto the movie we are doing. ZING! You having that Bob? This time we are doing the Power Rangers, who include the WHITE POWER RANGER. Oh, Stop. These jokes write themselves. Hit us up on social media if you would be so kind. Twitter us all you want: @DontJumpShark Facebook us to death: Don't Jump The Shark Film Podcast Email us like we stole your wife: dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com Thu, 15 May 2014 20:28:56 +0100 A man hires teenagers to go into a rocky ground, punch people and dress up in colourful outfits. Now that I have described Bob’s non-podcasting time to you, lets move onto the movie we are doing. ZING! You having that Bob? This time we are doing the Power Rangers, who include the WHITE POWER RANGER. Oh, Stop. These jokes write themselves. Hit us up on social media if you would be so kind. Twitter us all you want: @DontJumpShark Facebook us to death: Don't Jump The Shark Film Podcast Email us like we stole your wife: dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/87 dontjumptheshark https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/87 FLIP and QUIP A man hires teenagers to go into a rocky ground, punch people and dress up in colourful outfits. Now that I have described Bob’s non-podcasting time to you, lets move onto the movie we are doing. ZING! You having that Bob? This time we are doing the Power Rangers, who include the WHITE POWER RANGER. Oh, Stop. These jokes write themselves. Hit us up on social media if you would be so kind. Twitter us all you want: @DontJumpShark Facebook us to death: Don't Jump The Shark Film Podcast Email us like we stole your wife: dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com Yes comedy,podcast,power,rangers,funny,good 01:19:45 https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/86 A mixture of clips from various 'Don't Jump The Shark' shows over the last couple of years. All carefully selected and put together into one great show! Fri, 25 Apr 2014 18:05:57 +0100 Ever wanted to listen to our show but weren't sure which episode to choose? Well here you are, you lucky people, a clip show containing some of very best stuff! WOW! https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/86 dontjumptheshark https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/86 It's what we do! Ever wanted to listen to our show but weren't sure which episode to choose? Well here you are, you lucky people, a clip show containing some of very best stuff! WOW! Yes Comedy. Film. Review. 01:30:13 https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/85 He-Man, wearing only a leather thong saves the universe from the tyranny of the evil Skeletor! Fri, 11 Apr 2014 12:32:46 +0100 He-Man, wearing only a leather thong saves the universe from the tyranny of the evil Skeletor! https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/85 dontjumptheshark https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/85 No one has the power . . . to stop this film! He-Man, wearing only a leather thong saves the universe from the tyranny of the evil Skeletor! Yes Action, Sci-Fi, 01:16:21 https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/83 In 1972 a crack Podcasting unit was sent to prison by a military court for an Episode they recorded. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Scottish underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have an hour and a half, if no other podcast will suffice, and if you can download it, maybe you can listen to our A-Team Episode. Twitter us all you want: @DontJumpShark Facebook us to death: Don't Jump The Shark Film Podcast Email us like we stole your wife: dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com Thu, 27 Mar 2014 22:06:15 +0000 Content https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/83 dontjumptheshark https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/83 I pity the fool who watches this film! Yes Shark,Comedy,Funny,Team,Film 01:32:48 https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/82 Wee bitty different this episode me lovelies, we each choose an oscar film that was robbed by the rubbish that normally wins. Post on our Facebook if you have your own examples. Lets skip over the fact that i said American Hustle was a lock for Best Picture shall we? Twitter: @DontJumpShark Facebook: Dont Jump The Shark Film Podcast Email: dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com Film for next time is the A Team, boy that Bradley Cooper is easy on the eye eh? Thu, 13 Mar 2014 14:40:43 +0000 Wee bitty different this episode me lovelies, we each choose an oscar film that was robbed by the rubbish that normally wins. Post on our Facebook if you have your own examples. Lets skip over the fact that i said American Hustle was a lock for Best Picture shall we? Twitter: @DontJumpShark Facebook: Dont Jump The Shark Film Podcast Email: dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com Film for next time is the A Team, boy that Bradley Cooper is easy on the eye eh? https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/82 dontjumptheshark https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/82 OscPISH more like Wee bitty different this episode me lovelies, we each choose an oscar film that was robbed by the rubbish that normally wins. Post on our Facebook if you have your own examples. Lets skip over the fact that i said American Hustle was a lock for Best Picture shall we? Twitter: @DontJumpShark Facebook: Dont Jump The Shark Film Podcast Email: dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com Film for next time is the A Team, boy that Bradley Cooper is easy on the eye eh? Yes oscar,film,podcast,funny 01:24:42 https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/81 You remember the classic puppet series. Well here's something even more wooden - the live action modern day remake. They should have dusted off the old puppets and used them instead. Thu, 27 Feb 2014 23:02:34 +0000 You remember the classic puppet series. Well here's something even more wooden - the live action modern day remake. They should have dusted off the old puppets and used them instead. https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/81 dontjumptheshark https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/81 Making the puppets seem more real. You remember the classic puppet series. Well here's something even more wooden - the live action modern day remake. They should have dusted off the old puppets and used them instead. Yes film, comedy, critic, humor. 01:22:03 https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/78 We round out our "I can't believe we've not done a film by that actor" season with this double whammy of Cage and Travolta. They take their faces off while we try not to nod off. We ask the burning questions in this episode such as; doesn't Travoltas characters wife not notice the difference when they're in bed? Doesn't anyone notice that Nic Cage's character doesn't know his own evil plan? Looking for more info? Twitter: @DontJumpShark Facebook: Dont Jump The Shark Film Podcast Email: dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com Film for next time is Thunderbirds, get your rocket noises ready! Fri, 14 Feb 2014 00:11:19 +0000 Content https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/78 dontjumptheshark https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/78 Yes put-some-keywords-here 01:05:44 https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/77 We round out our "I can't believe we've not done a film by that actor" season with this double whammy of Cage and Travolta. They take their faces off while we try not to nod off. We ask the burning questions in this episode such as; doesn't Travoltas characters wife not notice the difference when they're in bed? Doesn't anyone notice that Nic Cage's character doesn't know his own evil plan? Looking for more info? Twitter: @DontJumpShark Facebook: Dont Jump The Shark Film Podcast Email: dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com Film for next time is Thunderbirds, get your rocket noises ready! Thu, 13 Feb 2014 23:46:35 +0000 Content https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/77 dontjumptheshark https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/77 Try not to Nod......Off Yes put-some-keywords-here 01:06:59 https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/76 Well here we are at Bob’s choice in this season. Beverly Hills Cop 3, remember how good the first 2 were? John Landis doesn’t. Neither do we by the end of this. Give us Tony Scott anyday. Welcome to the Podcast, Eddie Murphy! See you again REAL soon…. Looking for more info, Twitter: @DontJumpShark Facebook: Don't Jump The Shark Film Podcast Email: dontjumptheshark@hotmail.co.uk The film for the next episode: Face……………………off Fri, 31 Jan 2014 10:49:37 +0000 Well here we are at Bob’s choice in this season. Beverly Hills Cop 3, remember how good the first 2 were? John Landis doesn’t. Neither do we by the end of this. Give us Tony Scott anyday. Welcome to the Podcast, Eddie Murphy! See you again REAL soon…. Looking for more info, Twitter: @DontJumpShark Facebook: Don't Jump The Shark Film Podcast Email: dontjumptheshark@hotmail.co.uk The film for the next episode: Face……………………off https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/76 dontjumptheshark https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/76 Eddie Murphy plays all characters Well here we are at Bob’s choice in this season. Beverly Hills Cop 3, remember how good the first 2 were? John Landis doesn’t. Neither do we by the end of this. Give us Tony Scott anyday. Welcome to the Podcast, Eddie Murphy! See you again REAL soon…. Looking for more info, Twitter: @DontJumpShark Facebook: Don't Jump The Shark Film Podcast Email: dontjumptheshark@hotmail.co.uk The film for the next episode: Face……………………off Yes comedy,eddie,murphy,podcast,funny,bad,movie 01:24:26 https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/75 A highly decorated special forces chef is not trained to escort his niece on a long train journey home. However, when his train is abruptly hijacked by terrorists who want to use it as a mobile platform to control a new deadly U.S. satellite, his military skills come in to play and he sets about doing what he does best . . . killing. Thu, 16 Jan 2014 22:43:09 +0000 A highly decorated special forces chef is not trained to escort his niece on a long train journey home. However, when his train is abruptly hijacked by terrorists who want to use it as a mobile platform to control a new deadly U.S. satellite, his military skills come in to play and he sets about doing what he does best . . . killing. https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/75 dontjumptheshark https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/75 A highly decorated special forces chef is not trained to escort his niece on a long train journey home. However, when his train is abruptly hijacked by terrorists who want to use it as a mobile platform to control a new deadly U.S. satellite, his military skills come in to play and he sets about doing what he does best . . . killing. Yes Film, Action, Thriller, 01:27:42 https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/73 Not a Doctor from the World Health Organisation but in fact a time lord who has no medical training. I think his doctorate was one of those honourary ones they give to the likes of Jeremey Clarkson for shouting loudly at the TV camera. So why Dr. Who I hear you ask well this film is based around the New Year period at the turn of the millenium and being the up to date cats we are we thought this would be perfect for a release in 2014. for those looking for this film it is on British Netflix at the moment so no excuses although the excuse of "it'ws pretty terrible" would be quite valid. Looking for more info, Twitter: @DontJumpShark Facebook: Don't Jump The Shark Film Podcast Email: dontjumptheshark@hotmail.co.uk Fri, 03 Jan 2014 19:02:48 +0000 Content https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/73 dontjumptheshark https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/73 Dr Who? Yes Dr, Who, Shark, Funny, Comedy 01:33:04 https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/72 Wow! It is Christmas special time. We tried to fill our hearts with joy to wash away the stench of having to watch serial killer in the making Kevin McAllister torture two men, to burning internal injury. Also, who gets lube in the secret santa? We think the answer will pleasantly surprise you….. Follow us on Twitter @DontJumpShark Facebook likes always appreciated: Don't Jump The Shark Film Podcast Emails can be sent to dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com The film for the next episode will be Dr Who: The Movie (McGann not Cushing) Thu, 19 Dec 2013 13:50:05 +0000 Wow! It is Christmas special time. We tried to fill our hearts with joy to wash away the stench of having to watch serial killer in the making Kevin McAllister torture two men, to burning internal injury. Also, who gets lube in the secret santa? We think the answer will pleasantly surprise you….. Follow us on Twitter @DontJumpShark Facebook likes always appreciated: Don't Jump The Shark Film Podcast Emails can be sent to dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com The film for the next episode will be Dr Who: The Movie (McGann not Cushing) https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/72 dontjumptheshark https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/72 He’s Heeeeeeeeeere Wow! It is Christmas special time. We tried to fill our hearts with joy to wash away the stench of having to watch serial killer in the making Kevin McAllister torture two men, to burning internal injury. Also, who gets lube in the secret santa? We think the answer will pleasantly surprise you….. Follow us on Twitter @DontJumpShark Facebook likes always appreciated: Don't Jump The Shark Film Podcast Emails can be sent to dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com The film for the next episode will be Dr Who: The Movie (McGann not Cushing) Yes christmas,comedy,film,funny,home, alone 01:42:57 https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/71 Chevy Chase stars in a modern (1992) take on the 'The Invisible Man' story. Directed with much studio, and star, interference by John Carpenter, and yet he manages to put all the pieces together to tell an alright bit of Sunday afternoon entertainment. The film becomes all the more enjoyable when Chevy disappears into invisibility and the groundbreaking special effects kick in, placed along side some very well done 'old school' film making effects. All in all, enjoyable but forgetful. Fri, 06 Dec 2013 20:18:16 +0000 Chevy Chase stars in a modern (1992) take on the 'The Invisible Man' story. Directed with much studio, and star, interference by John Carpenter, and yet he manages to put all the pieces together to tell an alright bit of Sunday afternoon entertainment. The film becomes all the more enjoyable when Chevy disappears into invisibility and the groundbreaking special effects kick in, placed along side some very well done 'old school' film making effects. All in all, enjoyable but forgetful. https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/71 dontjumptheshark https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/71 Chevy Chase stars in a modern (1992) take on the 'The Invisible Man' story. Directed with much studio, and star, interference by John Carpenter, and yet he manages to put all the pieces together to tell an alright bit of Sunday afternoon entertainment. The film becomes all the more enjoyable when Chevy disappears into invisibility and the groundbreaking special effects kick in, placed along side some very well done 'old school' film making effects. All in all, enjoyable but forgetful. Yes Film, Comedy, John Carpenter, Chevy Chase, Podcast 01:36:33 https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/70 Doodoo doo doo doo doodoo doo doo doo. Both the famous theme tune to this series and a good way to describe it. Come with us as we travel back to Isla Sorna to question how long would it take before Alan Grant had his children taken away by Social Services. We see a Jurassic Park very different from the one we left in Jurassic park 2... oh no wait it's exactly the same just with more dust on things and just as many DEADLY DINOSAURS!!! Just Ross and Bob on this Episode as Grant was attacked by velocoraptors on the way to the studio (They're very smart you know). So sit back and allow us to guide toy through this fumble back into territory that should have been left well alone, we mean the franchise not the fictional island. Follow us on Twitter: @DontJumpShark Facebook all over our page: Don't jump the Shark Film Podcast Emails are disposed of humanely: dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com Thu, 21 Nov 2013 23:07:38 +0000 Content https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/70 dontjumptheshark https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/70 Giant Dino Poop Yes Dino, Comedy, Film, Shark, Park 01:38:17 https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/69 Boy am I hungry, best to have some games to fight against peasant insurrection then. Oh, what is the link there? Well, they don't make one in this film really. A better name would be the not-hunger games. Or the starving games? Oh, clever hollywood beat me to that one. No of us liked this one much. Marvel at the wide face of Josh Hutcherson, the Thor like look of Woody Harrelson and the fact no one whispered any of the following words: Lord of the Flies, the Running Man or Battle Royale Follow us on Twitter @DontJumpShark Facebook likes always appreciated: Don't Jump The Shark Film Podcast Emails can be sent to dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com The film for the next episode will be Jurassic Park 3 Fri, 08 Nov 2013 17:27:52 +0000 Boy am I hungry, best to have some games to fight against peasant insurrection then. Oh, what is the link there? Well, they don't make one in this film really. A better name would be the not-hunger games. Or the starving games? Oh, clever hollywood beat me to that one. No of us liked this one much. Marvel at the wide face of Josh Hutcherson, the Thor like look of Woody Harrelson and the fact no one whispered any of the following words: Lord of the Flies, the Running Man or Battle Royale Follow us on Twitter @DontJumpShark Facebook likes always appreciated: Don't Jump The Shark Film Podcast Emails can be sent to dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com The film for the next episode will be Jurassic Park 3 https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/69 dontjumptheshark https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/69 Get me a chippie, hungry. Boy am I hungry, best to have some games to fight against peasant insurrection then. Oh, what is the link there? Well, they don't make one in this film really. A better name would be the not-hunger games. Or the starving games? Oh, clever hollywood beat me to that one. No of us liked this one much. Marvel at the wide face of Josh Hutcherson, the Thor like look of Woody Harrelson and the fact no one whispered any of the following words: Lord of the Flies, the Running Man or Battle Royale Follow us on Twitter @DontJumpShark Facebook likes always appreciated: Don't Jump The Shark Film Podcast Emails can be sent to dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com The film for the next episode will be Jurassic Park 3 Yes comedy,hunger,hames,funny,podcast 01:32:30 https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/66 Things are getting a little hairy this episode as we learn nothing about France, very little about werewolves, and next to nothing about the ordinary American tourist. Crank up your sex points and listen in . . . Thu, 24 Oct 2013 18:24:07 +0100 Things are getting a little hairy this episode as we learn nothing about France, very little about werewolves, and next to nothing about the ordinary American tourist. Crank up your sex points and listen in . . . https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/66 dontjumptheshark https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/66 Things are getting a little hairy this episode as we learn nothing about France, very little about werewolves, and next to nothing about the ordinary American tourist. Crank up your sex points and listen in . . . Yes comedy, film, horror, halloween, 01:30:46 https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/65 It doesn't feel like two years since we started, well for you it probably does. Follow us on this special episode as we go to a world where no one has seen Star Trek and your best bet for a Tech guy is the buff Jeff Goldblum not Brent Spinner (Star Treks Data). Good luck getting through this film in one sitting! Follow us on Twitter @DontJumpShark Facebook likes always appreciated: Don't Jump The Shark Film Podcast Emails can be sent to dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com Fri, 11 Oct 2013 20:52:12 +0100 Content https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/65 dontjumptheshark https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/65 Welcome to Mirth Yes Commentary, independence, day, comedy, funny 00:53:59 https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/64 It doesn't feel like two years since we started, well for you it probably does. Follow us on this special episode as we go to a world where no one has seen Star Trek and your best bet for a Tech guy is the buff Jeff Goldblum not Brent Spinner (Star Treks Data). Good luck getting through this film in one sitting! Follow us on Twitter @DontJumpShark Facebook likes always appreciated: Don't Jump The Shark Film Podcast Emails can be sent to dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com Fri, 11 Oct 2013 20:37:58 +0100 Content https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/64 dontjumptheshark https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/64 Welcome to mirth! Yes Anniversary, Shark, Comedy, Funny 01:43:55 https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/63 In space, androids will watch you dream Prometheus is an awful film. This is what I choose to believe. Why not give us one trillion dollars so we can investigate why it is bad? That would be nice. Our pal Renton guests on this one, we needed to split the anger 4 ways on this one. Is it really as bad as folks say? Ooooo, Lets investigate with our biologist chum, oh….. we are lost. Follow us on Facebook at Don't Jump The Shark Film Podcast Twitter: @dontjumpshark Send us an email at dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com The film for next episode is Independence Day. It will be done as a commentary, just trying to stretch an extra comedy muscle y’all. Thu, 26 Sep 2013 19:47:06 +0100 In space, androids will watch you dream Prometheus is an awful film. This is what I choose to believe. Why not give us one trillion dollars so we can investigate why it is bad? That would be nice. Our pal Renton guests on this one, we needed to split the anger 4 ways on this one. Is it really as bad as folks say? Ooooo, Lets investigate with our biologist chum, oh….. we are lost. Follow us on Facebook at Don't Jump The Shark Film Podcast Twitter: @dontjumpshark Send us an email at dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com The film for next episode is Independence Day. It will be done as a commentary, just trying to stretch an extra comedy muscle y’all. https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/63 dontjumptheshark https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/63 In space, androids will watch you dream In space, androids will watch you dream Prometheus is an awful film. This is what I choose to believe. Why not give us one trillion dollars so we can investigate why it is bad? That would be nice. Our pal Renton guests on this one, we needed to split the anger 4 ways on this one. Is it really as bad as folks say? Ooooo, Lets investigate with our biologist chum, oh….. we are lost. Follow us on Facebook at Don't Jump The Shark Film Podcast Twitter: @dontjumpshark Send us an email at dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com The film for next episode is Independence Day. It will be done as a commentary, just trying to stretch an extra comedy muscle y’all. Yes prometheus,ridley,funny,podcast,comedy,movies 01:47:49 https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/62 Karl Urban Vs The Rock. On Mars and on Earth. With a B.F.G. between them. Nano walls, monsters, rednecks (well one), and a zombie monkey! Oh my! Welcome to the film adaptation of the popular video game. Thu, 12 Sep 2013 23:56:43 +0100 Podcast. https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/62 dontjumptheshark https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/62 Karl Urban Vs The Rock. On Mars and on Earth. With a B.F.G. between them. Nano walls, monsters, rednecks (well one), and a zombie monkey! Oh my! Welcome to the film adaptation of the popular video game. Yes Film, Sci-Fi, Commentary, Funny 01:27:27 https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/61 Lets take the most expensive boat trip ever to the Sega rave! That's right, take out the film blow on it and then put it back in and switch it on. There's lots more problems with this film than the outdated system it's running on. Uwe Boll helms this ship destined to jump the shark from the outset. But is it really all that bad? Come along and find out, all aboard the pervert boat! Follow us on Facebook at Don't Jump The Shark Film Podcast Twitter: @dontjumpshark Send us an email at dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com Wed, 28 Aug 2013 22:13:54 +0100 Content https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/61 dontjumptheshark https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/61 Casper the friendly Coastguard Yes Comedy, Film, Funny, Shark, Jump 01:39:20 https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/60 Bob’s Choice – Hitman (2007) Join the Jumpers as we shave our heads (Grant didn’t have to) and get a tattoo on our heads (Ross didn’t have to) as we learn how to fire a gun at unsuspecting civilians (Bob didn’t have to). Our computer game season continues with a whimper as we take aim at Hitman. This is our 50th episode so why not bake us a cake? Fun Fact our episode is LONGER THAN THE FILM. Go on give us a follow on Facebook: Don’t Jump the Shark Film podcast Or on Twitter: @DontJumpShark Emails appreciated to dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com The film for the next episode is House of the Dead, Post your Jump the Shark moment on any of our social media for a chance to win a prize! Wed, 14 Aug 2013 14:53:09 +0100 Bob’s Choice – Hitman (2007) Join the Jumpers as we shave our heads (Grant didn’t have to) and get a tattoo on our heads (Ross didn’t have to) as we learn how to fire a gun at unsuspecting civilians (Bob didn’t have to). Our computer game season continues with a whimper as we take aim at Hitman. This is our 50th episode so why not bake us a cake? Fun Fact our episode is LONGER THAN THE FILM. Go on give us a follow on Facebook: Don’t Jump the Shark Film podcast Or on Twitter: @DontJumpShark Emails appreciated to dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com The film for the next episode is House of the Dead, Post your Jump the Shark moment on any of our social media for a chance to win a prize! https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/60 dontjumptheshark https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/60 Lt Col Kojak Slaphead III Bob’s Choice – Hitman (2007) Join the Jumpers as we shave our heads (Grant didn’t have to) and get a tattoo on our heads (Ross didn’t have to) as we learn how to fire a gun at unsuspecting civilians (Bob didn’t have to). Our computer game season continues with a whimper as we take aim at Hitman. This is our 50th episode so why not bake us a cake? Fun Fact our episode is LONGER THAN THE FILM. Go on give us a follow on Facebook: Don’t Jump the Shark Film podcast Or on Twitter: @DontJumpShark Emails appreciated to dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com The film for the next episode is House of the Dead, Post your Jump the Shark moment on any of our social media for a chance to win a prize! Yes podcast,funny,hitman,olyphant,fife 01:45:30 https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/59 Trouble with zombies is they don't really rhyme with anything, we discovered. That and other troubling details emerge in this latest episode about the 2002 "classic" film, 'Resident Evil'. The game series that spawned that re-spawned the game series, it's a corporate love machine that just keeps rolling these things out. But while the games are still relatively playable, the film series seems more convoluted and muddled than ever before. And it all started here . . . Wed, 24 Jul 2013 18:36:49 +0100 Content https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/59 dontjumptheshark https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/59 Tastes a little bit like chicken. Trouble with zombies is they don't really rhyme with anything, we discovered. That and other troubling details emerge in this latest episode about the 2002 "classic" film, 'Resident Evil'. The game series that spawned that re-spawned the game series, it's a corporate love machine that just keeps rolling these things out. But while the games are still relatively playable, the film series seems more convoluted and muddled than ever before. And it all started here . . . Yes Film, Comedy, Horror 01:20:53 https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/53 Why would we do a film with Paul Walker in it? Just hope we do not DODGE the question. Is Vin Diesel in this one? UnFORDunately, Vin wasn't inVOLVOed. DATSUN good one! YU-GO girl! Ok I will stop doing that now, the film for this episode is 2 Fast 2 Furious (2003). This film stars, UGH, Paul Walker. Stay still while I vomit. We vroom our way through the lows and lows of this one. This was Ross’s choice, and his wish is our command. Please don’t hit us Ross….you beast! Ok one last pun…I couldn't figure out how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked. Go on give us a follow on Facebook: Don’t Jump the Shark Film podcast Or on Twitter: @DontJumpShark Emails appreciated to dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com The film for the next episode is Resident Evil: Post your Don’t Jump the Shark moment on any of our social media for a chance to win a prize! Thu, 18 Jul 2013 15:34:12 +0100 Why would we do a film with Paul Walker in it? Just hope we do not DODGE the question. Is Vin Diesel in this one? UnFORDunately, Vin wasn't inVOLVOed. DATSUN good one! YU-GO girl! Ok I will stop doing that now, the film for this episode is 2 Fast 2 Furious (2003). This film stars, UGH, Paul Walker. Stay still while I vomit. We vroom our way through the lows and lows of this one. This was Ross’s choice, and his wish is our command. Please don’t hit us Ross….you beast! Ok one last pun…I couldn't figure out how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked. Go on give us a follow on Facebook: Don’t Jump the Shark Film podcast https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/53 dontjumptheshark https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/53 Paul Walker really grinds my gears. Why would we do a film with Paul Walker in it? Just hope we do not DODGE the question. Is Vin Diesel in this one? UnFORDunately, Vin wasn't inVOLVOed. DATSUN good one! YU-GO girl! Ok I will stop doing that now, the film for this episode is 2 Fast 2 Furious (2003). This film stars, UGH, Paul Walker. Stay still while I vomit. We vroom our way through the lows and lows of this one. This was Ross’s choice, and his wish is our command. Please don’t hit us Ross….you beast! Ok one last pun…I couldn't figure out how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked. Go on give us a follow on Facebook: Don’t Jump the Shark Film podcast Yes podcast,funny,cars,fast,furious,walker 01:26:10 https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/52 Here's an Episode we recorded for the Pubcast crew in their attemt to get podcasters from all around the world to record their own Pubcast Episode. For ours we took a more relaxed look at a seminal scottish classic "Highlander", discusses the sad passing on Iain Banks and the new Superman movie before revealing embarrasing moments from our formative years. You have been warned the audio isn't great (It was recorded in a pub after all) but the show was a good laugh and there were no edit points so you get to hear us thinking! Sun, 07 Jul 2013 17:05:02 +0100 Content https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/52 dontjumptheshark https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/52 There can only be one (pint) Yes Pub, Funny, comedy, film, pubcast 01:01:30 https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/51 Here's the eagerly anticipated part two of our Sphere episode technical problems are one of my fears and this caused a giant squid to scare our computer (jerry) into throwing a tantrum! never fear part two is here. Fri, 21 Jun 2013 20:17:31 +0100 Content https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/51 dontjumptheshark https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/51 What the hell Jerry! Yes Sphere, SLJ, Shark, Funny, Laugh 00:35:20 https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/50 Da da da da da da da DA da da da DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA –DA DA DA DA DADA DAAAAAAAAAAA DAAAAA Hulk Hogan, Mr T. Rocky 3. Nuff’ said. Go on give us a follow on Facebook: Don’t Jump the Shark Film podcast Or on Twitter: @DontJumpShark Emails appreciated to dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com The film for the next episode is 2 Fast 2 Furious, Post your Don’t Jump the Shark moment on any of our social media for a chance to win a prize! Thu, 20 Jun 2013 11:28:24 +0100 Da da da da da da da DA da da da DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA –DA DA DA DA DADA DAAAAAAAAAAA DAAAAA Hulk Hogan, Mr T. Rocky 3. Nuff’ said. Go on give us a follow on Facebook: Don’t Jump the Shark Film podcast Or on Twitter: @DontJumpShark Emails appreciated to dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com The film for the next episode is 2 Fast 2 Furious, Post your Don’t Jump the Shark moment on any of our social media for a chance to win a prize! https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/50 dontjumptheshark https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/50 Gonna suck now…. Da da da da da da da DA da da da DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA –DA DA DA DA DADA DAAAAAAAAAAA DAAAAA Hulk Hogan, Mr T. Rocky 3. Nuff’ said. Go on give us a follow on Facebook: Don’t Jump the Shark Film podcast Or on Twitter: @DontJumpShark Emails appreciated to dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com The film for the next episode is 2 Fast 2 Furious, Post your Don’t Jump the Shark moment on any of our social media for a chance to win a prize! Yes rocky,comedy,podcast,mr t, hulk hogan, stallone 01:35:05 https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/49 What’s your deepest Sphere? That’s the premise of this film, our deepest fear is created by a Sphere from the future/past. So for the DJTS boys that would be a film where Vigo the Carpathian team up to make a film jump the shark on purpose then. Listen in as we hear Mr. Mumbles (Hoffman) and the Human Black Hole (Liev Schreiber) tackle an alien ball 20,000 leagues under the sea. We hear all about the struggles Sam Jackson has with having a shower in peace and the recipe for the perfect Scottish rubbish bin. The terrors of the deep (jellyfish and eggs, seriously!) come out and terrorise what could’ve been a good film. Go on give us a follow on Facebook: Don’t Jump the Shark Film podcast Or on Twitter: @DontJumpShark Emails appreciated to dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com The film for the next episode is Rocky III, Post your Don’t Jump the Shark moment on any of our social media for a chance to win a prize! Sun, 19 May 2013 16:54:04 +0100 Content https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/49 dontjumptheshark https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/49 What's your deepest Sphere? Yes Sphere, Funny, Comedy, Shark, Films 01:03:12 https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/48 Title is one letter out….. With a brand new co-host on board, we hose down the poop deck and expand our Mavy month with stinker Battleship (2012). We’ll hear the DJTS boys talk their way through racism and non-acting. Standard fare for us really. There’s a mumbling performance and a half from Liam Neeson, lie back and think of the paycheck Mr Third Leg. All Aboard!!!! Go on give us a follow on Facebook: Don’t Jump the Shark Film podcast Or on Twitter: @DontJumpShark Emails appreciated to dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com The film for the next episode is Sphere, Post your Don’t Jump the Shark moment on any of our social media for a chance to win a prize! Thu, 09 May 2013 19:48:19 +0100 With a brand new co-host on board, we hose down the poop deck and expand our Mavy month with stinker Battleship (2012). We’ll hear the DJTS boys talk their way through racism and non-acting. Standard fare for us really. There’s a mumbling performance and a half from Liam Neeson, lie back and think of the paycheck Mr Third Leg. All Aboard!!!! Go on give us a follow on Facebook: Don’t Jump the Shark Film podcast Or on Twitter: @DontJumpShark Emails appreciated to dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com The film for the next episode is Sphere, Post your Don’t Jump the Shark moment on any of our social media for a chance to win a prize! https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/48 dontjumptheshark https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/48 Title is one letter out….. With a brand new co-host on board, we hose down the poop deck and expand our Mavy month with stinker Battleship (2012). We’ll hear the DJTS boys talk their way through racism and non-acting. Standard fare for us really. There’s a mumbling performance and a half from Liam Neeson, lie back and think of the paycheck Mr Third Leg. All Aboard!!!! Go on give us a follow on Facebook: Don’t Jump the Shark Film podcast Or on Twitter: @DontJumpShark Emails appreciated to dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com The film for the next episode is Sphere, Post your Don’t Jump the Shark moment on any of our social media for a chance to win a prize! Yes movie,podcast,comedy,battleship,neeson,kitsch 01:39:21 https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/47 YAKETY YAK! Arnie’s back! With a creepy growling twin in the form of Danny Devito. We’ll hear the DJTS boys talk their way through this film where Arnie’s constantly flashing his little Devito. There’s a pavement that’s got a grudge with some poor bystanders face and Ivan Reitman keeps forgetting the difference between a rural island and a desert island. We manage to power our way through with the use of my new favourite website IMCDB and reminiscence about Ant and Dec. Lets get ready to rumble! Go on give us a follow on Facebook: Don’t Jump the Shark Film podcast Or on Twitter: @DontJumpShark Emails appreciated to dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com The film for the next episode is Battleship, Post your Don’t Jump the Shark moment on any of our social media for a chance to win a prize! Wed, 24 Apr 2013 22:07:22 +0100 Content https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/47 dontjumptheshark https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/47 YAKETY YAK! Arnie's back! Yes Shark, 80's, twins, Arnie, Danny 01:09:19 https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/46 Oh folks, this one is a doozy. I guarantee you will not find a film with more logical flaws than Speed 2: Cruise Control(1997). The film was directed by Dutch (Yes, that is why we do that weird vague European impression) director Jan De Bont. Do you like Jason Patric? No, me neither. Our most frequent guest host Bob, suggested this for us and forced us to watch it too. He nearly made Grant watch it twice before he realised what was going on. Just some notes for this episode: Sometimes we call Temura Morrison by his real name, sometimes Jango Fett, sorry for the confusion! To submit your ideas for episodes head over to twitter and post to @DontJumpShark. Go and give us a follow on Facebook: Don’t Jump the Shark Film podcast We never told you what the next film will be……………Twins! Thu, 11 Apr 2013 16:43:56 +0100 Oh folks, this one is a doozy. I guarantee you will not find a film with more logical flaws than Speed 2: Cruise Control(1997). The film was directed by Dutch (Yes, that is why we do that weird vague European impression) director Jan De Bont. Do you like Jason Patric? No, me neither. Our most frequent guest host Bob, suggested this for us and forced us to watch it too. He nearly made Grant watch it twice before he realised what was going on. Just some notes for this episode: Sometimes we call Temura Morrison by his real name, sometimes Jango Fett, sorry for the confusion! To submit your ideas for episodes head over to twitter and post to @DontJumpShark. Go and give us a follow on Facebook: Don’t Jump the Shark Film podcast We never told you what the next film will be……………Twins! https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/46 dontjumptheshark https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/46 Cruise control yes, Speed no. Oh folks, this one is a doozy. I guarantee you will not find a film with more logical flaws than Speed 2: Cruise Control(1997). The film was directed by Dutch (Yes, that is why we do that weird vague European impression) director Jan De Bont. Do you like Jason Patric? No, me neither. Our most frequent guest host Bob, suggested this for us and forced us to watch it too. He nearly made Grant watch it twice before he realised what was going on. Just some notes for this episode: Sometimes we call Temura Morrison by his real name, sometimes Jango Fett, sorry for the confusion! To submit your ideas for episodes head over to twitter and post to @DontJumpShark. Go and give us a follow on Facebook: Don’t Jump the Shark Film podcast We never told you what the next film will be……………Twins! Yes speed,bullock,patric,bad,funny 01:30:48 https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/45 Michael Fassbender returns to our hallowed screen to screw his way through the population of America in SHAME (2011). A film without plot, theme or character, somehow still manages to annoy me a LOT. Seriously, he has sex; I have described the whole bloody film to you. This film also stars Hairy Mulligan, as his sister, Sissy. Not shown on screen is his dog, Dogsy. This episode was suggested by @slimbosquest, who was also nice enough to guest for it. To submit your ideas for episodes head over to twitter and post to @DontJumpShark. Go and give us a follow on Facebook: Don’t Jump the Shark Film podcast Or on Twitter: @DontJumpShark Emails appreciated to dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com The film for the next episode is Speed 2: Cruise Control, Post your Don’t Jump the Shark moment on any of our social media for a chance to win a prize! Wed, 27 Mar 2013 20:13:12 +0000 Michael Fassbender returns to our hallowed screen to screw his way through the population of America in SHAME (2011). A film without plot, theme or character, somehow still manages to annoy me a LOT. Seriously, he has sex; I have described the whole bloody film to you. This film also stars Hairy Mulligan, as his sister, Sissy. Not shown on screen is his dog, Dogsy. This episode was suggested by @slimbosquest, who was also nice enough to guest for it. To submit your ideas for episodes head over to twitter and post to @DontJumpShark. Go and give us a follow on Facebook: Don’t Jump the Shark Film podcast https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/45 dontjumptheshark https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/45 Shaft in Fassbender Michael Fassbender returns to our hallowed screen to screw his way through the population of America in SHAME (2011). A film without plot, theme or character, somehow still manages to annoy me a LOT. Seriously, he has sex; I have described the whole bloody film to you. This film also stars Hairy Mulligan, as his sister, Sissy. Not shown on screen is his dog, Dogsy. This episode was suggested by @slimbosquest, who was also nice enough to guest for it. To submit your ideas for episodes head over to twitter and post to @DontJumpShark. Go and give us a follow on Facebook: Don’t Jump the Shark Film podcast Yes shame,funny,podcast 01:07:08 https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/44 Ben Affleck portrays blind comic book hero Daredevil as the Don’t Jump the Shark boys try to work out where the award winning director/actor came from because he was certainly hidden well in this film. Listen as Jon Faverau shines as the best character in this film (yes you read that correctly) and Jennifer Garner divides opinion. Who’ll win out in this battle between good and evil, certainly not the music of 2003 anyway that’s for sure! This episode was suggested by @maiafire to submit your ideas for episodes head over to twitter and post to @DontJumpShark. Go on give us a follow on Facebook: Don’t Jump the Shark Film podcast Or on Twitter: @DontJumpShark Emails appreciated to dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com The film for the next episode is Shame, Post your Don’t Jump the Shark moment on any of our social media for a chance to win a prize! Thu, 14 Mar 2013 21:00:24 +0000 Content https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/44 dontjumptheshark https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/44 Brailledevil more like Yes Affleck, Comedy, Funny, Daredevil, Humour 01:10:12 https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/43 Hello fine audience. Did you want us to do a Chick Flick? Well tough, we did it anyway. This one has Shatner in it so is just inherently awesome. This episode we cover Miss Congeniality, and have a whale of a time with it too. Oh wait, that whale was Shatner. Just for the record Benjamin Bratt is the worst THING ever. Follow us on twitter @DontJumpShark Feel free to send us your spam at dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com Follow us on Facebook at Don't Jump The Shark Film Podcast. Please give us a review if you like this podcast, and help us try to get into the charts. The film for the next episode is Daredevil. Thu, 28 Feb 2013 15:29:03 +0000 Hello fine audience. Did you want us to do a Chick Flick? Well tough, we did it anyway. This one has Shatner in it so is just inherently awesome. This episode we cover Miss Congeniality, and have a whale of a time with it too. Oh wait, that whale was Shatner. Just for the record Benjamin Bratt is the worst THING ever. Follow us on twitter @DontJumpShark Feel free to send us your spam at dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com Follow us on Facebook at Don't Jump The Shark Film Podcast. Please give us a review if you like this podcast, and help us try to get into the charts. The film for the next episode is Daredevil. https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/43 dontjumptheshark https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/43 Booooo to ugly people! Hello fine audience. Did you want us to do a Chick Flick? Well tough, we did it anyway. This one has Shatner in it so is just inherently awesome. This episode we cover Miss Congeniality, and have a whale of a time with it too. Oh wait, that whale was Shatner. Just for the record Benjamin Bratt is the worst THING ever. Follow us on twitter @DontJumpShark Feel free to send us your spam at dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com Follow us on Facebook at Don't Jump The Shark Film Podcast. Please give us a review if you like this podcast, and help us try to get into the charts. The film for the next episode is Daredevil. Yes chick,flick,shatner,funny,podcast 01:09:43 https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/42 The Cruise missile is back and this time he’s got his eye set on Glenrothes local Dougray Scott. Watch Tom soil himself when he realises he’s convinced the crew not to give him any safety rope and now he’s half way up a mountain and those special powers of his aint working. Listen in as the Don’t Jump the Shark boys kill the big boss at the end using a SNES and a WWF Wrestlemania Cartridge. Prepare yourself for an onslaught of 10 minute plastic surgery and quipy lines no Scotsman would ever say! Go on give us a follow on Facebook: Don’t Jump the Shark Film podcast Or on Twitter: @DontJumpShark Emails appreciated to dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com Next episodes film is Miss Congeniality, Post your Don’t Jump the Shark moment on any of our social media for a chance to win a prize! Fri, 15 Feb 2013 09:42:15 +0000 Content https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/42 dontjumptheshark https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/42 Face peeling quagmire! Yes Shark-Xenu-Scientology-Cruise-funny 01:20:10 https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/41 The JumpCast lads travel to the great barrier at the centre of the universe, to tackle the unimaginable together. Yes, we are fighting against the incomparable Ego of William Shatner. He really hates those side characters, huh? They hate him too though. This film is hilarious at every point except when they make jokes. I know this podcast like the back of my hand (THUMP) ooooowwwww. Follow us on twitter @DontJumpShark Feel free to send us your spam at dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com Follow us on Facebook at Don't Jump The Shark Film Podcast. Please give us a review if you like this podcast, and help us try to get into the charts. The film for next Episode is Mission Impossible 2 (or MI:2 if you are an idiot). Post where your Jump the Shark moment on our twitter feed or Facebook page and you could win a prize. Thu, 31 Jan 2013 13:56:47 +0000 The JumpCast lads travel to the great barrier at the centre of the universe, to tackle the unimaginable together. Yes, we are fighting against the incomparable Ego of William Shatner. He really hates those side characters, huh? They hate him too though. This film is hilarious at every point except when they make jokes. I know this podcast like the back of my hand (THUMP) ooooowwwww. Follow us on twitter @DontJumpShark Feel free to send us your spam at dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com Follow us on Facebook at Don't Jump The Shark Film Podcast. Please give us a review if you like this podcast, and help us try to get into the charts. https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/41 dontjumptheshark https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/41 Spooooooock The JumpCast lads travel to the great barrier at the centre of the universe, to tackle the unimaginable together. Yes, we are fighting against the incomparable Ego of William Shatner. He really hates those side characters, huh? They hate him too though. This film is hilarious at every point except when they make jokes. I know this podcast like the back of my hand (THUMP) ooooowwwww. Follow us on twitter @DontJumpShark Feel free to send us your spam at dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com Follow us on Facebook at Don't Jump The Shark Film Podcast. Please give us a review if you like this podcast, and help us try to get into the charts. Yes star,trek,shatner,funny 01:11:42 https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/40 WAR! And politics and Anakin Frank moaning about his promotion rather than being glad the Nazis didn’t get him. Yep despite this being cram packed with Star Wars type things it ends up coming of looking like something a fanboy put together in a lunch break whilst on work experience at Skywalker Sound. Come listen to us Barbeque this film with our UNLIMITED POWER! How would you like your Sith Lord prepared (I’m afraid we only have charred left). Prepare yourself George Lucas’ Outer Rim is about to get Kit Fisto’d by the Don’t Jump The Shark boys and their special guest James Donaldson (@DonaldJameson) Go on give us a follow on Facebook: Don’t Jump the Shark Film podcast Or on Twitter: @DontJumpShark Emails appreciated to dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com Next episodes film is Star Trek V, Post your Don’t Jump the Shark moment on any of our social media for a chance to win a prize! Thu, 17 Jan 2013 22:39:00 +0000 Content https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/40 dontjumptheshark https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/40 Prepare your Outer Rim Yes Star, Wars, Comedy, funny, Shark 01:47:17 https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/39 Two fat, ugly, unappreciated, overacting and arrogant losers move from one unfunny joke to the next. Anyway, enough about the Don’t Jump the Shark boys, (zing!) would you like to know what film we are covering? Drum Roll Please…. Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny We are so bored with this one we spend a good 10 minutes of the episode discussing Lou Diamond Phillips and Jimmy Nail. Basically Liam Lynch couldn’t direct a film even if you stapled his groin to the camera. And I did. Kyle Gass (Ironic that is his name given the amount of fart jokes in the film) couldn’t act in a film even if you stapled his groin to the clapperboard. And I did. The key lesson here is I got a staple gun for Christmas, and I am not scared to use it. James from the band ‘Tango in the Attic’ joins us to help in the ripping, he had a window in between doing his daily cock push-ups. Follow us on twitter @DontJumpShark Feel free to send us your spam at dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com Follow us on Facebook at Don't Jump The Shark Film Podcast. Please give us a review if you like this podcast, and help us try to get into the charts. The film for next episode is Star Wars: Episode 3. Post where your Jump the Shark moment on our twitter feed or facebook page and you could win a prize. Wed, 26 Dec 2012 11:04:17 +0000 Two fat, ugly, unappreciated, overacting and arrogant losers move from one unfunny joke to the next. Anyway, enough about the Don’t Jump the Shark boys, (zing!) would you like to know what film we are covering? Drum Roll Please…. Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny We are so bored with this one we spend a good 10 minutes of the episode discussing Lou Diamond Phillips and Jimmy Nail. Basically Liam Lynch couldn’t direct a film even if you stapled his groin to the camera. And I did. Kyle Gass (Ironic that is his name given the amount of fart jokes in the film) couldn’t act in a film even if you stapled his groin to the clapperboard. And I did. The key lesson here is I got a staple gun for Christmas, and I am not scared to use it. https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/39 dontjumptheshark https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/39 Everybody wants to get stoned... Two fat, ugly, unappreciated, overacting and arrogant losers move from one unfunny joke to the next. Anyway, enough about the Don’t Jump the Shark boys, (zing!) would you like to know what film we are covering? Drum Roll Please…. Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny We are so bored with this one we spend a good 10 minutes of the episode discussing Lou Diamond Phillips and Jimmy Nail. Basically Liam Lynch couldn’t direct a film even if you stapled his groin to the camera. And I did. Kyle Gass (Ironic that is his name given the amount of fart jokes in the film) couldn’t act in a film even if you stapled his groin to the clapperboard. And I did. The key lesson here is I got a staple gun for Christmas, and I am not scared to use it. Yes music,comedy,film,tenacious,funny,podcast,best 01:19:23 https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/38 When Christmas rolls around there’s nothing better than settling down to a lovely family film. How many terrorists and bomb plots would you like in your film? Also would you like a drunk Anakin Skywalker in it? Tough, as Arnie shows us in this film, Christmas romps can’t always overcome all obstacles as it gets eaten alive by the sharks it’s jumping! We have Bob back on to remind us of the true meaning of Christmas because this film certainly doesn’t! P.s. the jingling is coming from Arnies’ Trousers. Follow us on twitter @DontJumpShark and feel free to send us your spam at dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com. Follow us on Facebook at Don't Jump The Shark Film Podcast. Please give us a review if you like this podcast and help us try to get into the charts. Next Episodes film is Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny. Post where your Jump the Shark moment on our twitter feed or facebook page and you could win a prize. Thu, 13 Dec 2012 20:48:16 +0000 Content https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/38 dontjumptheshark https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/38 (the "Jingle" is in Arnies trousers) Yes Skywalker, Christmas, hohoho, Arnie, Jingle 01:19:33 https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/37 There is nothing better than a lovely sugary Christmas film at this time of year. We chose Die Hard 2. There was so much swearing in this film if you take out the swears there’s only 15minutes of dialogue. Fact. Let this foul mouthed film take you away from the hustle and bustle of shopping and caring for children or the elderly as we explore the crazy world or John "No Luck" McLane. Follow us on twitter @DontJumpShark and feel free to send us your spam at dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com. Follow us on Facebook at Don't Jump The Shark Film Podcast. Please give us a review if you like this podcast and help us try to get into the charts. Next Episodes film is our Christmas Special Jingle All The Way. Post where your Jump the Shark moment on our twitter feed or facebook page and you could win a prize. Thu, 13 Dec 2012 20:21:40 +0000 Content https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/37 dontjumptheshark https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/37 Die Hard.... Again! Yes Podcast 01:25:16 https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/36 Spiderman, Spiderman, does whatever an emo can. Sandman, Sandman, does whatever a beach can This week the JumpCast get caught in a web. A web of jokes about Ginger people. A web of weird Jimmy Franco line deliveries. A web of problems for Spidey, ENTIRELY OF HIS OWN MAKING. A web of poor singing from Kirsten Dunst (Is it her?), A brief web of enjoyable moments from J.K Simmons and Bruce Campbell. A web of Topher ‘Ringpiece’ Grace and his acting ‘skills’. A web of sand? We should mention that friend of the Pod, Paul Canning (PC) suggested this to us. We hope we did you proud PC. This film was brought to you by studio interference. Follow us on twitter @DontJumpShark Facebook ‘Don’t Jump the Shark Film Podcast’ E-mail dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com Why not hit us with a review on iTunes, and help us get into the charts? Yes, you. The film for next episode will be ‘Jingle All the Way’ Our first exposure to Arnie. Post your Jump the Shark moment on our Twitter Feed, and you could win a prize. Thu, 29 Nov 2012 20:02:12 +0000 This week the JumpCast get caught in a web. A web of jokes about Ginger people. A web of weird Jimmy Franco line deliveries. A web of problems for Spidey, ENTIRELY OF HIS OWN MAKING. A web of poor singing from Kirsten Dunst (Is it her?), A brief web of enjoyable moments from J.K Simmons and Bruce Campbell. A web of Topher ‘Ringpiece’ Grace and his acting ‘skills’. A web of sand? We should mention that friend of the Pod, Paul Canning (PC) suggested this to us. We hope we did you proud PC. https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/36 dontjumptheshark https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/36 Spiderman, Spiderman, does whatever an emo can. This week the JumpCast get caught in a web. A web of jokes about Ginger people. A web of weird Jimmy Franco line deliveries. A web of problems for Spidey, ENTIRELY OF HIS OWN MAKING. A web of poor singing from Kirsten Dunst (Is it her?), A brief web of enjoyable moments from J.K Simmons and Bruce Campbell. A web of Topher ‘Ringpiece’ Grace and his acting ‘skills’. A web of sand? We should mention that friend of the Pod, Paul Canning (PC) suggested this to us. We hope we did you proud PC. Yes spiderman,comedy,podcast,bad,worst 01:12:53 https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/35 The names Jond, Bames Jond. We suffer through head colds to bring you a Bond special to celebrate the new James Bond film. This particular James Bond film though is much less spy thriller and more Ernest goes to Space. We listen as Old Granny Penny can't even tickle the fancy of Rodger Moore despite James just humping his way across the world. The boys discuss the bronzing of balls and the subsequent effect on oral pleasure, Oh James! Follow us on twitter @DontJumpShark and feel free to send us your spam at dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com. Follow us on Facebook at Don't Jump The Shark Film Podcast. Please give us a review if you like this podcast and help us try to get into the charts. Next Episodes film is Spiderman 3 so get ready to get your emo on! Post where your Jump the Shark moment on our twitter feed or facebook page and you could win a prize. Wed, 14 Nov 2012 22:14:50 +0000 Content https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/35 dontjumptheshark https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/35 The names Jond, Bames Jond. Yes James, Bond, Shark, Humour, Films 01:15:03 https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/34 This is Halloween, Rob Zombie's Halloween, Rape and Boobs all around. This time the JumpCast tackle the film with the most logical flaws in the history of recorded time. Seriously, Rob Zombie makes Akiva Goldsman look like William Goldman. Not cool Beardy, not cool. We decide to give Myers a voice too, sometimes its like Barney, sometimes more like Austin Powers. Just listen... Follow us on twitter @DontJumpShark and feel free to send us your spam at dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com. Follow us on Facebook at Don't Jump The Shark Film Podcast. Please give us a review if you like this podcast and help us try to get into the charts. The film for next episode is Moonraker. Da da DAAAAA DAAAAA da da da Post where your Jump the Shark moment on our twitter feed or facebook page and you could win a prize. Wed, 31 Oct 2012 09:10:31 +0000 This is Halloween, Rob Zombie's Halloween, Rape and Boobs all around. This time the JumpCast tackle the film with the most logical flaws in the history of recorded time. Seriously, Rob Zombie makes Akiva Goldsman look like William Goldman. Not cool Beardy, not cool. We decide to give Myers a voice too, sometimes its like Barney, sometimes more like Austin Powers. Just listen... Follow us on twitter @DontJumpShark and feel free to send us your spam at dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com. Follow us on Facebook at Don't Jump The Shark Film Podcast. Please give us a review if you like this podcast and help us try to get into the charts. https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/34 dontjumptheshark https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/34 Rapeadelic baby! This is Halloween, Rob Zombie's Halloween, Rape and Boobs all around. This time the JumpCast tackle the film with the most logical flaws in the history of recorded time. Seriously, Rob Zombie makes Akiva Goldsman look like William Goldman. Not cool Beardy, not cool. We decide to give Myers a voice too, sometimes its like Barney, sometimes more like Austin Powers. Just listen... Follow us on twitter @DontJumpShark and feel free to send us your spam at dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com. Follow us on Facebook at Don't Jump The Shark Film Podcast. Please give us a review if you like this podcast and help us try to get into the charts. Yes halloween,film,comedy,podcast 01:14:52 https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/33 Aye Robot more like! In the first episode of the second series the boys return to their roots (Will Smith Films that start with "I") and watch Will Smith express himself by throwing bikes at people to save bullets in his quest to rid the world of robots. As we find out he's a robacist (racist against robots) and will stop at nothing to stop Hal 9000, sorry I mean VIKI from ending the human race. Listen out for Steve the Beef getting told to go home to his bed too! Follow us on twitter @DontJumpShark and feel free to send us your spam at dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com. Follow us on Facebook at Don't Jump The Shark Film Podcast. Please give us a review if you like this podcast and help us try to get into the charts. Next Episodes film is . Post where your Jump the Shark moment on our twitter feed or facebook page and you could win a prize. Thu, 18 Oct 2012 20:32:39 +0100 Content https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/33 dontjumptheshark https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/33 Aye Robot more like! Yes funny, will, smith, robot, science 01:14:14 https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/32 The boys take a little bit of breathing room, and have a wee bit of a catch up episode. We are going to not discuss a movie this time, but rather take some time to give you some background on us and the podcast. We will discuss such things as how the podcast formed, what films we love and the guests we have been luck enough to have on the show. Hope you enjoy this little breather episode, and we will be back with our anniversary episode 'I, Robot' next time. Follow us on twitter @DontJumpShark and feel free to send us your spam at dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com. Follow us on Facebook at Don't Jump The Shark Film Podcast. Please give us a review if you like this podcast and help us try to get into the charts. T he film for next episode is I, Robot (or in Scotland, Aye, Robot). Post where your Jump the Shark moment on our twitter feed, or facebook page and you could win a prize. Thu, 04 Oct 2012 23:07:05 +0100 The boys take a little bit of breathing room, and have a wee bit of a catch up episode. We are going to not discuss a movie this time, but rather take some time to give you some background on us and the podcast. We will discuss such things as how the podcast formed, what films we love and the guests we have been luck enough to have on the show. Hope you enjoy this little breather episode, and we will be back with our anniversary episode 'I, Robot' next time. Follow us on twitter @DontJumpShark and feel free to send us your spam at dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com. Follow us on Facebook at Don't Jump The Shark Film Podcast. Please give us a review if you like this podcast and help us try to get into the charts. https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/32 dontjumptheshark https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/32 Just Treading Water... The boys take a little bit of breathing room, and have a wee bit of a catch up episode. We are going to not discuss a movie this time, but rather take some time to give you some background on us and the podcast. We will discuss such things as how the podcast formed, what films we love and the guests we have been luck enough to have on the show. Hope you enjoy this little breather episode, and we will be back with our anniversary episode 'I, Robot' next time. Follow us on twitter @DontJumpShark and feel free to send us your spam at dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com. Follow us on Facebook at Don't Jump The Shark Film Podcast. Please give us a review if you like this podcast and help us try to get into the charts. Yes comedy,podcast,funny 00:53:04 https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/31 Nobody puts baby in the corner (because nobody can fit her nose in). Hear the Don’t Jump the Shark boys learn how to dance the pod-dango under the instruction of Siobhan (@sbrown87). We’ve strapped on our dancing bra’s and tight black wifebeaters before some vigorous reviewing of this movie beloved by women everywhere. Does it jump the shark? We’ll see, but one thing’s for sure moustache-abortion is a funny topic. Listen in to see if we can learn all the moves in time for the synchronised dance routine at the end with the dreamy… Jerry Orbach! Follow us on twitter @DontJumpShark and feel free to send us your spam at dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com. Follow us on Facebook at Don't Jump The Shark Film Podcast. Please give us a review if you like this podcast and help us try to get into the charts. Next will be a special update with the guys and their plans for upcoming films guests and events. Post where your Jump the Shark moment on our twitter feed or facebook page and you could win a prize. Thu, 20 Sep 2012 18:29:39 +0100 Content https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/31 dontjumptheshark https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/31 Nobody puts a baby in Swayzes baby but Swayze! Nobody puts a baby in Swayzes baby but Swayze! Yes Dirty, dancing, Comedy, Funny, Dredd 01:23:27 https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/30 I am the LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! This episode we suffer through the comic ruination that is Judge Dredd. Gasp as he takes off his helmet after 2 minutes. Groan as he teams up with racist hobbit Rob Schneider. Seethe as he kisses Judge Hershey, and smiles all over the place. Did no-one read the source material? This one was suggested by @greencapt, he hates us. Follow us on twitter @DontJumpShark and feel free to send us your spam at dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com. Follow us on Facebook at Don't Jump The Shark Film Podcast. Please give us a review if you like this podcast and help us try to get into the charts. The film for next episode is Dirty Dancing where @sbrown87 will join us, and for your info, we did NOT put her in a corner . Post where your Jump the Shark moment on our twitter feed, or facebook page, and you could win a prize. Thu, 06 Sep 2012 19:53:59 +0100 Content https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/30 dontjumptheshark https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/30 I am emphatically not the law I am the LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! This episode we suffer through the comic ruination that is Judge Dredd. Gasp as he takes off his helmet after 2 minutes. Groan as he teams up with racist hobbit Rob Schneider. Seethe as he kisses Judge Hershey, and smiles all over the place. Did no-one read the source material? This one was suggested by @greencapt, he hates us. Follow us on twitter @DontJumpShark and feel free to send us your spam at dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com. Follow us on Facebook at Don't Jump The Shark Film Podcast. Please give us a review if you like this podcast and help us try to get into the charts. The film for next episode is Dirty Dancing where @sbrown87 will join us, and for your info, we did NOT put her in a corner . Post where your Jump the Shark moment on our twitter feed, or facebook page, and you could win a prize. Yes 2000ad,stallone,dredd,film,comedy 01:22:21 https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/29 Ryan Reynolds is at it again using his super power of destroying comic book movies with his quirky-ness this time they didn’t even stitch his mouth up! 2011’s Green Lantern here gets ruined to the point Grant’s pretty sure it was Grey lantern he was watching. Guesting on the podcast this week is Green Lantern fan (though not of the film as we find out) Rob (@rob_flett). Join us as we travel from Coast city to the far reaches of the galaxy, (none of which seems to bother Reynolds) and remember wait until your married to wear the orange ring! Follow us on twitter @DontJumpShark and feel free to send us your spam at dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com. Follow us on Facebook at Don't Jump The Shark Film Podcast. Please give us a review if you like this podcast and help us try to get into the charts. Next Episodes film is Judge Dredd. Post where your Jump the Shark moment on our twitter feed or facebook page and you could win a prize. Thu, 23 Aug 2012 20:45:52 +0100 Content https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/29 dontjumptheshark https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/29 Ryan Reynolds gets too intersted in an aliens ring Yes Ryan, Reynolds, Shark, Funny, Comedy 01:17:05 https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/28 Yo-ho-ho, and a bucket of cum. We watched another movie, this one lasted for 3 weeks and left us both with a lasting case of PTWAD. That stands for Post Traumatic Wooden Acting Disorder. This time we went for Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest, yes we like you JD, but everyone else is horrific. Follow us on Twitter @DontJumpShark Feel free to send us your spam at dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com. Follow us on Facebook at Don't Jump The Shark Film Podcast. Please give us a review if you like this podcast, and help us try to get into the charts The film for next episode will be Green Lantern. Fri, 10 Aug 2012 16:40:20 +0100 Yo-ho-ho, and a bucket of cum. We watched another movie, this one lasted for 3 weeks and left us both with a lasting case of PTWAD. That stands for Post Traumatic Wooden Acting Disorder. This time we went for Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest, yes we like you JD, but everyone else is horrific. Follow us on Twitter @DontJumpShark Feel free to send us your spam at dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com. Follow us on Facebook at Don't Jump The Shark Film Podcast. Please give us a review if you like this podcast, and help us try to get into the charts The film for next episode is Green Lantern. https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/28 dontjumptheshark https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/28 Yo-ho-ho, and a bucket of cum. We watched another movie, this one lasted for 3 weeks and left us both with a lasting case of PTWAD. That stands for Post Traumatic Wooden Acting Disorder. This time we went for Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest, yes we like you JD, but everyone else is horrific. Follow us on Twitter @DontJumpShark Feel free to send us your spam at dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com. Follow us on Facebook at Don't Jump The Shark Film Podcast. Please give us a review if you like this podcast, and help us try to get into the charts The film for next episode is Green Lantern Yes pirate,depp,comedy,podcast,bad 01:06:42 https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/27 Transformers, robots in plain sight. This episode Michael Bay attempts to destroy our childhood and inadvertently makes some decent parts too. Join us as we sift through the wreckage of this film to find the good parts with our special guest Transformers fan Chris (@wawawawawardy). This epic journey will see us on the quest for something, no not the cube/matrix but a fight scene where you can tell what on earth is going on! Our Facebook competition to appear on the show is still ongoing, so if you haven’t already, like us on Facebook. Follow us on twitter @DontJumpShark and feel free to send us your spam at dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com. Follow us on Facebook at Don't Jump The Shark Film Podcast. Please give us a review if you like this podcast and help us try to get into the charts. Next Episodes film is Pirates of the Carribean 2. Post where your Jump the Shark moment on our twitter feed or facebook page and you could win a prize. Sun, 29 Jul 2012 21:58:04 +0100 Content https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/27 dontjumptheshark https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/27 Transformers, robots in plain sight! Yes Transformers, transform, Bay, Shark, Comedy 01:25:13 https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/26 Have you watched every single film in the last year, in the hope we would mention it? Well dear listener, this is the episode for you. We take films that have come out in the last year, some good and most mainly bad, and discuss them. Then we look forward to films yet to come, will Taken 2 drop a Megaton on you? Listen to us turn 21 in style with a special episode. Follow us on Twitter @DontJumpShark Feel free to send us your spam at dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com. Follow us on Facebook at Don't Jump The Shark Film Podcast. Please give us a review if you like this podcast, and help us try to get into the charts The film for next episode will be Transformers (the Steve the Beef one). Fri, 13 Jul 2012 11:56:41 +0100 Have you watched every single film in the last year, in the hope we would mention it? Well dear listener, this is the episode for you. We take films that have come out in the last year, some good and most mainly bad, and discuss them. Then we look forward to films yet to come, will Taken 2 drop a Megaton on you? Listen to us turn 21 in style with a special episode. Follow us on Twitter @DontJumpShark Feel free to send us your spam at dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com. Follow us on Facebook at Don't Jump The Shark Film Podcast. Please give us a review if you like this podcast, and help us try to get into the charts The film for next episode will be Transformers (the Steve the Beef one). https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/26 dontjumptheshark https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/26 Summer Special Have you watched every single film in the last year, in the hope we would mention it? Well dear listener, this is the episode for you. We take films that have come out in the last year, some good and most mainly bad, and discuss them. Then we look forward to films yet to come, will Taken 2 drop a Megaton on you? Listen to us turn 21 in style with a special episode. Follow us on Twitter @DontJumpShark Feel free to send us your spam at dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com. Follow us on Facebook at Don't Jump The Shark Film Podcast. Please give us a review if you like this podcast, and help us try to get into the charts The film for next episode will be Transformers (the Steve the Beef one). Yes summer,movies,preview,review 01:19:38 https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/25 How do you like your vampires? Creepy, abusive, great at climbing, driving Volovos and sparkling? Well we've got the film for you. Theres a lot going on in this film so keep your eyes on the plot, oh no wait all the plot is in the last 30 mins, you can sleep for the rest of it. This podcast also has an interesting intermisson game where we recite some fan fiction (don't worry no "fifty shades of grey") and ask you to vote for which is worse on twitter and facebook with the hashtags #teamgrant or #teamross. Follow us on twitter @DontJumpShark and feel free to send us your spam at dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com. Follow us on Facebook at Don't Jump The Shark Film Podcast. Please give us a review on itunes if you like this podcast and help us try to get into the charts. Next Episode is our Summer Special, so remember your trunks! Post a summer film you thinks Jumps the Shark on our twitter feed or facebook page and you could win a prize. Thu, 28 Jun 2012 23:33:01 +0100 Content https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/25 dontjumptheshark https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/25 How do you like your vampires? Creepy, abusive, great at climbing, driving Volovos and sparkling? Well we've got the film for you. Theres a lot going on in this film so keep your eyes on the plot, oh no wait all the plot is in the last 30 mins, you can sleep for the rest of it. This podcast also has an interesting intermisson game where we recite some fan fiction (don't worry no "fifty shades of grey") and ask you to vote for which is worse on twitter and facebook with the hashtags #teamgrant or #teamross. Follow us on twitter @DontJumpShark and feel free to send us your spam at dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com. Follow us on Facebook at Don't Jump The Shark Film Podcast. Yes Twilight, Fifty Shades, Funny, Shark, Edward 01:14:48 https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/24 We give it the ol' razzle dazzle this episode as we tackle our first Musical, and Best Picture Winner: Chicago! The boys have another guest on, this one is from Glasgow. To be honest she is a bit boob obsessed in this episode. Never a bad thing though is it? Follow us on Twitter @DontJumpShark and feel free to send us your spam at dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com. Follow us on Facebook at Don't Jump The Shark Film Podcast. Please give us a review if you like this podcast, and help us try to get into the charts. The film for next episode is Twilight. Post where your Jump the Shark moment on our Twitter feed, or Facebook page and you could win a prize. Thu, 14 Jun 2012 16:45:37 +0100 Chicago https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/24 dontjumptheshark https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/24 Our first musical We give it the ol' razzle dazzle this episode as we tackle our first Musical, and Best Picture Winner: Chicago! The boys have another guest on, this one is from Glasgow. To be honest she is a bit boob obsessed in this episode. Never a bad thing though is it? Follow us on Twitter @DontJumpShark and feel free to send us your spam at dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com. Follow us on Facebook at Don't Jump The Shark Film Podcast. Please give us a review if you like this podcast, and help us try to get into the charts Yes chicago,musical,funny,podcast,razzledazzle 01:05:47 https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/23 It's a Wedding heist gone wrong, starring Vince Vaghn, Owen Wilson and Christopher Walken, prepare for some... romantic comedy? Yes it was the wrong choice of genre, straight out the gate, it screamed comedy but the insisted, no lets make it a romantic comedy. No Hollywood! bad boy/girl! Robert Cudmore (@RobCudmore) joins us to motorboat this film all the way into those shark-infested waters, won't you join us? Otherwise Isla Fisher will find you! Follow us on twitter @DontJumpShark and feel free to send us your spam at dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com. Follow us on Facebook at Don't Jump The Shark Film Podcast. Please give us a review if you like this podcast and help us try to get into the charts. Next Episodes film is Chicago. Post where your Jump the Shark moment on our twitter feed or facebook page and you could win a prize. Thu, 31 May 2012 14:55:36 +0100 Content https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/23 dontjumptheshark https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/23 Yes Wedding, Shark, Wilson, Vaughn, Comedy 01:16:37 https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/21 How do you like your action movie? With unintentional homoeroticism, and dashings of slo-mo? Boy, do we have the film for you! 300 is an action movie with a difference, complete lack of action for a start. Just listen, and see if we can work out where in Greece these accents are supposed to be from. Follow us on twitter @DontJumpShark and feel free to send us your spam at dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com. Follow us on Facebook at Don't Jump The Shark Film Podcast. Please give us a review if you like this podcast and help us try to get into the charts. Next Episode's film is Wedding Crashers. Post where your Jump the Shark moment on our twitter feed or facebook page and you could win a prize. Thu, 17 May 2012 18:03:08 +0100 How do you like your action movie? With unintentional homoeroticism, and dashings of slo-mo? Boy, do we have the film for you! 300 is an action movie with a difference, complete lack of action for a start. Just listen, and see if we can work out where in Greece these accents are supposed to be from. Follow us on twitter @DontJumpShark and feel free to send us your spam at dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com. Follow us on Facebook at Don't Jump The Shark Film Podcast. Please give us a review if you like this podcast and help us try to get into the charts. Next Episode's film is Wedding Crashers. Post where your Jump the Shark moment on our twitter feed or facebook page and you could win a prize. https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/21 dontjumptheshark https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/21 New Episode How do you like your action movie? With unintentional homoeroticism, and dashings of slo-mo? Boy, do we have the film for you! 300 is an action movie with a difference, complete lack of action for a start. Just listen, and see if we can work out where in Greece these accents are supposed to be from. Follow us on twitter @DontJumpShark and feel free to send us your spam at dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com. Follow us on Facebook at Don't Jump The Shark Film Podcast. Please give us a review if you like this podcast and help us try to get into the charts. Next Episode's film is Wedding Crashers. Post where your Jump the Shark moment on our twitter feed or facebook page and you could win a prize. Yes 300-action-swords-sparta 01:03:59 https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/20 Oh pretty woman, walking down the... watch out for that skateboard with a knife in it! Yes Richard Gere is here to treat Julia Roberts like a peice of rubbish and get away with it in this film, watch as he does a lot more than just snap a box shut on her fingers. Will the boys be able to get past the shopping montages? Well they have drafted in their first ever female guest host to help them. Listen and find out if there really is a happy ending after all (there were a few for Richard Geres character anyway!) Follow us on twitter @DontJumpShark and feel free to send us your spam at dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com. Follow us on Facebook at Don't Jump The Shark Film Podcast. Please give us a review if you like this podcast and help us try to get into the charts. Next Episodes film is 300. Post where your Jump the Shark moment on our twitter feed or facebook page and you could win a prize. Fri, 04 May 2012 08:11:48 +0100 Content https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/20 dontjumptheshark https://dontjumptheshark.jellycast.com/node/20 Yes Pretty, Woman, Gere, Shark, funny 01:18:44